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5th March 10: Suffolk Social Services. Bastards, bastards, bastards ...
5th March 10: Perhaps Captain Grumpy isn't as clever as he thought ...
26th February 10: Government snoopers are at it again ...
26th February 10: The BBC lying through its teeth again. How stupid do they think we are?
25th February 10: ... give some people a uniform and a day-glo jacket ...
21st February 10: ... all kicking off in sunny Suffolk ...
21st February 10: There's nothing sexy about being wicked, Ms.Harman...
21st February 10: When politicians talk glibly in billions ...
29th January 10: Jumping on the racial bandwagon ...
24th January 10: Good to think positively for a change ...
8th January 10: What are weather forecasters FOR, exactly?
3rd January 10: George Moonbat has finally lost his mind. Shame.
23rd December 09: You know that feeling that they're all out to get you?
16th December 09: Greenpeace hoist with their own petard ...
15th December 09: ... the most overweening, arrogant piece of self aggrandisement humankind has ever had the nerve to perpetrate ...
13th December 09: We're all paedophiles now, because the government says so ...
12th December 09: The BBC is not impartial or neutral - Andrew Marr
1st December 09: Not like those soft Southern bastards, then ...
1st December 09: Quis custodiet ipsos custodies?
1st December 09: ClimateGate. Oh, good!
27th November 09: MP's blunt attack on social service kidnap
25th November 09: Ommbudsmen - whose side are they on, exactly?
19th November 09: The spies looking over your shoulder - RIGHT NOW!
19th November 09: We all need protection from the child protectors ...
11th November 09: A sense of proportion? No, not much!
9th November 09: Shock! Horror! Is the GOS a gay-basher?
31st October 09: Whose side are they on? Bloody good question!
23rd October 09: A sad day for democracy and free speech
21st October 09: The law is already an ass. Why make it worse?
20th October 09: But who are we to criticise? I mean, Brains R'n't Us, exactly, are they?
17th October 09: Here's looking at you, kid ...
14th October 09: What I did on my holiday, by an MP
9th October 09: Hollywood gets science wrong ...
9th October 09: Stick to arresting old ladies - it's safer
6th October 09: Cheer up, it could be worse. You could be American ...
4th October 09: Just what did the Irish electorate thing they were voting for?
30th September 09: Two new campaigns we think you should support - we do
30th September 09: Pandas - useless, boring and suicidal ...
25th September 09: It is for the state to define who may speak and who must be silent
22nd September 09: Two wheels good. Four wheels ba-a-a-a-ad!
18th September 09: It's official - we're all paedophiles now ...
18th September 09: So can private carparking contractors really enforce their tickets?
13th September 09: How nice to know there are experts tirelessly looking out for us ...
12th September 09: Our brave new Britain: speak your mind and lose your children ...
9th September 09: You mark my words, no good'll come of it. Far too sensible ...
9th September 09: GOS - a bit slow on the uptake, to be honest ...
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We thought this regular bulletin from the No2ID Campaign was sufficiently important to share ...
 

 
CLAUSE 152 - DEAD, BUT NOT QUITE BURIED...
We can rightfully claim a famous victory as, following massive public and institutional outcry initiated by NO2ID and our close colleagues (that's us, that is - GOS), Jack Straw has been forced to remove the appalling Clause 152 from the Coroners and Justice Bill.
 
Clause 152 would have provided powers to use data gathered for one purpose for any other across government and both the public and private sectors via 'Information Sharing Orders'. It would even have allowed mass transfer of personal information across international borders. It would have vastly accelerated the building of the database state.
 
NO2ID had reports of individual MPs receiving over 150 personal letters from constituents on Clause 152 in the last month alone. It became the most briefed-against Clause in a Bill that contains a whole string of controversial measures.
 
Thanks must go to everyone who acted and who told others - we couldn't have done it without you.
 
But we cannot afford to be complacent.
 
The government has not given up. We must be prepared for more information sharing legislation, and for an attempt to manufacture the impression of public consent via yet another "consultation" process.
 
And in just the next few weeks ahead we are fighting broad data-sharing and other measures in the Borders, Citizenship & Immigration Bill; dangerous wriggle-room on DNA and biometrics in the Policing and Crime Bill; phase II of NHS Summary Care Records (medical records being uploaded without consent); and the initial roll-out of ContactPoint.
 
If we're to keep winning battles like Clause 152 we really need your help. In the run-up to the next general election (May 2010 at the latest) things are only going to intensify. We have to keep the pressure on against the database state, and can't afford to let anything slip through.
 

 
Government releases (some) ID card Gateway Reviews
The Home Office has released two Gateway Reviews of the government's ID scheme. The release of the documents comes as the result of a Freedom of Information request by SpyBlog in January 2005. Since then there has been a series of Information Tribunals in which the government has appealed against orders to disclose information. The government even cited the 1698 Bill of Rights to try and avoid disclosure. Gateway Reviews assess the progress of IT projects at key stages in their lifecycle. The reviews can be downloaded here.
 

 
Westminster Hall Debate on Identity Cards On Wednesday 11th March a Westminster Hall debate on the government's identity card scheme and specifically the procurement of the programme was held. The "debate" was attended by Mark Todd, the MP who proposed the debate, Meg Hillier, the ID cards minister and a deputy speaker, to name but all of them. Todd opened the session by stating: "I shall not discuss the principles behind the project, nor shall I attempt to persuade the Minister that it might harm civil liberties". Hillier showed her astounding knowledge of the project when she claimed that 70% of the cost: "will be the cost of implementing secure passports with fingerprints, something that we are doing to meet international requirements".
 
There are in fact no international requirements.
 
Read a transcript here, or watch the debate here.
 

 
BeeBase National Beekeepers Register
The National Audit Office (NAO) has produced a report focusing on the state of the UK's bee population. At the moment bee keepers can be added voluntarily to the national database of keepers BeeBase. The NAO say if take up is not high enough then a compulsory scheme of registration should be considered - a similar argument will no doubt be used with regards the National Identity Register of humans. The bee database adds to a growing list of similar schemes such as national Poultry Register, the National Equine Database and the forthcoming Electronic Identification (EID) for sheep.
 

 
The GOS says: That last scheme's a new one on me. When they say "sheep" do they mean those woolly animals that baa a lot, or do they mean us?
 
Don't bother sending in your answers. I think we all know what they mean.
 
Bastards.

 

 
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