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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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We have written before about the iniquitous 2003 Extradition Act which gives the USA the power to extradite British subjects without having to show that there is any case to answer. This was agreed by our pusillanimous government in the wake of 9/11 and was intended as an anti-terrorist measure. Of course, we could all have guessed that sooner or later it would be used to persecute innocent British citizens, and now we hear that our fears were all too real.
 
A young blind man, Alex Stone, has just returned from America after serving 6 months in prison for a crime he didn't commit, that has nothing to do with terrorism, and that would never have come to court in this country. During those six months he was kept in virtually solitary confinement for 23 hours a day, could receive letters only with difficulty, and couldn't write letters at all.
 
In 2003 Stone visited a special website for blind people called BlindKiss. There he met a blind American girl, Alma. They struck up a relationship and became close. In the end he went to America to stay with her and her 14-month-old son. The romance blossomed and they began to talk of marriage.
 
Then the 14-month-old son was diagnosed with injuries that indicated abuse. The family blamed Stone, and the police agreed with them. His American lawyer advised him to come home, which he did. Naturally enough, the relationship with Alma fell apart.
 
In 2004 Stone heard that the British police were searching for him, so he turned himself in. in April 2005 he was placed in the custody of US marshals, and flown from Gatwick to America. There he was passed from one jail to another and eventually wound up in a prison in Missouri, where he was kept alone in his 6ft by 8ft cell except when allowed out for a shower. An appeal to the British consulate eventually provided him with a scanner and software so that he could read letters from friends, but he had no printer so couldn't reply. He had one visit from his parents, but had to talk to them by telephone through a plate of armoured glass. Being blind he couldn't see them anyway, so they might as well have been phoning from England.
 
After six months he was granted bail and went to live in a motel. Finally his luck changed. Another child in the family, who Stone had never met, turned up with similar injuries, and expert witnesses on both sides of the case agreed that the injuries had been inflicted before Stone ever went to America. The child's grandmother agreed to give evidence in his defence.
 
You might think that would have been the end of it, but the Americans weren't going to let this Limey off so lightly. They made him take a lie-detector test, which he passed. Then they said that if he pleaded guilty to another charge, that of absconding from a police investigation, they would drop the abuse charges. He agreed, received a 147-day sentence which he had already served, and came home. Of course, this meant that the crime for which he had been tried, convicted and sentenced, was not the one he'd been extradited for, but hey, the Americans can do as they please, can't they?
 
We hear that Boris Johnson is heading a campaign by 150 MPs to get this ridiculous and wicked piece of legislation overturned - more power to him. The worst aspect of the situation is that the legislation is not reciprocal. The Americans can simply demand that any British subject be handed over to them without evidence or, seemingly, defence. But if British law wants to get its hands on an American citizen, the same doesn't apply - he would be protected by the American Constitution.
 
Look, we're all very sorry about 9/11. It was a terrible thing, and we're devastated for all the bereaved families (many of them British, by the way). But the Americans are simply using it as an excuse to further their ambitions to rule the world. We need to stand up to them, not give in gracefully every time their interests conflict with ours - the government's duty is to protect its citizens, not serve them up on a plate with a sprig of parsley behind each ear.
 
Let's not forget which country is the only one ever to have been condemned by the United Nations for a terrorist act - yes, you've guessed it - America! How like them to pick on a blind man who was just looking for a little friendship and affection. Bastards.
 

 
The GOS says: It's just occurred to me. This website has said quite a lot of rude things about the Americans - all totally justified, of course. How long will it be before the American marshals are knocking on the door of Chez Grumpy and whisking me off to Gatwick?
 
There is just one good thing about Alex Stone's adventure. If he'd been wrongly imprisoned in this country, he'd have been sent a bill for his keep while in jail. At least the Americans haven't had the gall to invoice him for all the hamburgers and hominy grits or whatever muck it is they eat. Yet.

 

 

 
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