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5th March 10: Suffolk Social Services. Bastards, bastards, bastards ...
5th March 10: Perhaps Captain Grumpy isn't as clever as he thought ...
26th February 10: Government snoopers are at it again ...
26th February 10: The BBC lying through its teeth again. How stupid do they think we are?
25th February 10: ... give some people a uniform and a day-glo jacket ...
21st February 10: ... all kicking off in sunny Suffolk ...
21st February 10: There's nothing sexy about being wicked, Ms.Harman...
21st February 10: When politicians talk glibly in billions ...
29th January 10: Jumping on the racial bandwagon ...
24th January 10: Good to think positively for a change ...
8th January 10: What are weather forecasters FOR, exactly?
3rd January 10: George Moonbat has finally lost his mind. Shame.
23rd December 09: You know that feeling that they're all out to get you?
16th December 09: Greenpeace hoist with their own petard ...
15th December 09: ... the most overweening, arrogant piece of self aggrandisement humankind has ever had the nerve to perpetrate ...
13th December 09: We're all paedophiles now, because the government says so ...
12th December 09: The BBC is not impartial or neutral - Andrew Marr
1st December 09: Not like those soft Southern bastards, then ...
1st December 09: Quis custodiet ipsos custodies?
1st December 09: ClimateGate. Oh, good!
27th November 09: MP's blunt attack on social service kidnap
25th November 09: Ommbudsmen - whose side are they on, exactly?
19th November 09: The spies looking over your shoulder - RIGHT NOW!
19th November 09: We all need protection from the child protectors ...
11th November 09: A sense of proportion? No, not much!
9th November 09: Shock! Horror! Is the GOS a gay-basher?
31st October 09: Whose side are they on? Bloody good question!
23rd October 09: A sad day for democracy and free speech
21st October 09: The law is already an ass. Why make it worse?
20th October 09: But who are we to criticise? I mean, Brains R'n't Us, exactly, are they?
17th October 09: Here's looking at you, kid ...
14th October 09: What I did on my holiday, by an MP
9th October 09: Hollywood gets science wrong ...
9th October 09: Stick to arresting old ladies - it's safer
6th October 09: Cheer up, it could be worse. You could be American ...
4th October 09: Just what did the Irish electorate thing they were voting for?
30th September 09: Two new campaigns we think you should support - we do
30th September 09: Pandas - useless, boring and suicidal ...
25th September 09: It is for the state to define who may speak and who must be silent
22nd September 09: Two wheels good. Four wheels ba-a-a-a-ad!
18th September 09: It's official - we're all paedophiles now ...
18th September 09: So can private carparking contractors really enforce their tickets?
13th September 09: How nice to know there are experts tirelessly looking out for us ...
12th September 09: Our brave new Britain: speak your mind and lose your children ...
9th September 09: You mark my words, no good'll come of it. Far too sensible ...
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A week or two ago we posted this page about Ben Goldacre's book "Bad Science".
 
At the risk of showing a decidedly un-grumpy enthusiasm and positivity, we take the unusual step of returning to the subject because we are anxious that all our readers should buy and read this incredible book (well, read it, anyway: we don't mind so much where you get it - you can steal it for all we care, so long as you don't steal it from us).
 
We don't think it's over the top to describe "Bad Science" as life-changing. It has certainly altered the way we think about things. For instance, you're not going to find any more snide comments about hospitals and MRSA super-bugs in these pages. This is not because they don't exist, or because they're not important - they do and they are. It is simply because we now know the background to much of the publicity on the subject, with banner headlines and major scare stories in the press (not just the Daily Mail, either).
 
Virtually all were based on the findings of one Chris Malyszewicz who they hailed as "the UK's top MRSA expert", a "fully trained microbiologist" and "respected MRSA specialist". One called for him to be given a medal for his rôle in revealing the dreadful plague that was hiding on every hospital door-knob and lavatory seat, and when he received a visit from two government advisers the Sunday Mirror alleged that the Health Secretary was trying to "silence him".
 
Alerted by the fact that of all the test laboratories used to identify the super-bug, the only one that always found MRSA was Malyszewicz's while the others usually drew a blank, doctors investigated more thoroughly than journalists had done. They found that this "fully trained microbiologist" had a BSc from Leicester Poly and a doctorate he'd bought from America by mail order. His laboratory was a garden shed behind his house, fitted out with kitchen worktops.
 
And his microbiological investigations were a mere sideline. His main business was flogging "anti-MRSA kits" through the post to anxious patients. A bit of a no-brainer, then, but even when medical experts (proper ones, with degrees and stethoscopes and stuff) told what they had found, the press continued to support the man until he died, heavily in debt, in a car crash. It's always the flamboyant, alarmist scare-story that sells the most papers, of course.
 
Ben Goldacre's book (and his website, of which more anon) is full of fascinating and revealing anecdotes like this, but the bits that really made us sit up were his explanations of statistics and how they can be manipulated or misunderstood. It was the misuse by Sir Roy Meadows of medical statistics that sent solicitor Sally Clark to prison for killing her two babies, and ultimately killed her as well. It's the misuse of statistics that has kept Dutch nurse Lucia de Berk in prison for killing seven patients. There was precious little evidence, no motive, nothing but the absolute belief that because seven deaths occurred in three years when she was on duty, it must have been her that done it. Statistics proved it, apparently. Sadly the statistics failed to notice that there had been just as many deaths in the same hospital during the preceding three years, before she even came to work there.
 
Here's a telling little example.
 
Suppose the statistics show that if you take 100 men of a certain age with normal cholesterol, four of them will suffer a heart attack within a year.
 
Now suppose that in a similar group of men of a certain age, but with high cholesterol levels from eating turkey twizzlers, six men suffer a heart attack each year.
 
You can imagine the newspaper headlines, can't you? Six is 150% of four, so "High cholesterol kills 50% more!" shout the front pages, "Diet shock! Government must act!"
 
But what is the fact, rather than the hype? The fact is that out of a sample of one hundred men, two more will have a heart attack if their cholesterol is high. That's not 50%. Two out of a hundred is an increased risk of just 2%. Bernard Matthews sighs with relief while Jamie Oliver dances on hat.
 
You see? We all need to know this stuff!
 
Do buy it. Go on, go on, go on, go on, you know you want to. It'll make you a wiser person. Unfortunately it may make you marginally less grumpy, but what the hell - you win some, you lose some ...
 
Buy it here.
 

 
The GOS says: Oh yes, I promised to mention Ben Goldacre's website. It's good, and it's here ...
 
http://www.badscience.net/
 
And here are a couple of other excellent websites on similar lines ...
 
http://www.dcscience.net/
 
http://www.quackwatch.org/
 

 
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