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5th March 10: Suffolk Social Services. Bastards, bastards, bastards ...
5th March 10: Perhaps Captain Grumpy isn't as clever as he thought ...
26th February 10: Government snoopers are at it again ...
26th February 10: The BBC lying through its teeth again. How stupid do they think we are?
25th February 10: ... give some people a uniform and a day-glo jacket ...
21st February 10: ... all kicking off in sunny Suffolk ...
21st February 10: There's nothing sexy about being wicked, Ms.Harman...
21st February 10: When politicians talk glibly in billions ...
29th January 10: Jumping on the racial bandwagon ...
24th January 10: Good to think positively for a change ...
8th January 10: What are weather forecasters FOR, exactly?
3rd January 10: George Moonbat has finally lost his mind. Shame.
23rd December 09: You know that feeling that they're all out to get you?
16th December 09: Greenpeace hoist with their own petard ...
15th December 09: ... the most overweening, arrogant piece of self aggrandisement humankind has ever had the nerve to perpetrate ...
13th December 09: We're all paedophiles now, because the government says so ...
12th December 09: The BBC is not impartial or neutral - Andrew Marr
1st December 09: Not like those soft Southern bastards, then ...
1st December 09: Quis custodiet ipsos custodies?
1st December 09: ClimateGate. Oh, good!
27th November 09: MP's blunt attack on social service kidnap
25th November 09: Ommbudsmen - whose side are they on, exactly?
19th November 09: The spies looking over your shoulder - RIGHT NOW!
19th November 09: We all need protection from the child protectors ...
11th November 09: A sense of proportion? No, not much!
9th November 09: Shock! Horror! Is the GOS a gay-basher?
31st October 09: Whose side are they on? Bloody good question!
23rd October 09: A sad day for democracy and free speech
21st October 09: The law is already an ass. Why make it worse?
20th October 09: But who are we to criticise? I mean, Brains R'n't Us, exactly, are they?
17th October 09: Here's looking at you, kid ...
14th October 09: What I did on my holiday, by an MP
9th October 09: Hollywood gets science wrong ...
9th October 09: Stick to arresting old ladies - it's safer
6th October 09: Cheer up, it could be worse. You could be American ...
4th October 09: Just what did the Irish electorate thing they were voting for?
30th September 09: Two new campaigns we think you should support - we do
30th September 09: Pandas - useless, boring and suicidal ...
25th September 09: It is for the state to define who may speak and who must be silent
22nd September 09: Two wheels good. Four wheels ba-a-a-a-ad!
18th September 09: It's official - we're all paedophiles now ...
18th September 09: So can private carparking contractors really enforce their tickets?
13th September 09: How nice to know there are experts tirelessly looking out for us ...
12th September 09: Our brave new Britain: speak your mind and lose your children ...
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Oh frabjous day, calloo callay, he chortled
in his glee ..."
- not quite Lewis Carroll

 

 
Enough has been and is being said in the press about "Climategate" - the leaking by an anonymous hacker of hundreds of emails and documents stolen from the Climate Research Unit at the University of East Anglia - to render irrelevant any comment from the GOS. You all know what he thinks about man-made global warming, the dishonest environmentalists who promulgate it, and the sad geeks who take it seriously.
 
Suffice it to say that (a) we're delighted, (b) it had to happen sooner or later, because we all knew that eventually this fraud would be exposed (not that the leaked emails are enough to do that conclusively but hey, it's a good start), and (c) we have been unable to post anything on this subject until now because we've been too busy rolling on the floor, cackling with malicious glee.
 
Anyway, here are three links you might like to follow. We post them purely as a public service, you understand ...
 
This link will take you to the website Climate-Gate.org, where you can read all the hacked emails in full, and make your own minds up.
 
This one takes you to a little YouTube video that explains who the main protagonists in the scandal are.
 
And this one takes you to the same video on the Tigerhawk website, where you will also find some fairly acute observations, including ...
 
Some of this is a bit over done; not every suspicious turn of phrase in a conversational email hides a conspiracy, and anybody who has worked in a large organization knows that. It is also true that people in all organizations vent about outsiders who threaten to knock down the door as Steve McIntyre, to his credit, does all the time. The emails alone prove nothing.
 
The problem, of course, is that these emails are not in a vacuum, but are to be read in the context of two wholly unrelated revelations: (1) The deletion, intentional or otherwise, of the CRU's original raw global temperature data, so it is apparently no longer possible to assess whether the "adjustments" to that data were valid or even intellectually honest; and (2) the exposure of code inside the climate models themselves that seems to indicate a direct tweaking of the programming to generate a particular result (i.e., a palpable warming trend). This is really, really, really, really bad stuff, because the entire case for regulatory intervention turns on the predictive power of these models. If the data that is their basis and the the programming itself has been manipulated in any way, shape or form to drive a result intended to influence policy, then all the scientific papers that derive from these models or rely on them in any way ought to be withdrawn.

 
There you are. That's all we have to say at the moment. Excuse us, but we have to stop now, because we feel another fit of the giggles coming on ...
 

 
Right. Better now.
 
We spotted this article by Peter Hitchens in the Daily Mail recently ...
 
As it happens I was Green before the word came to mean what it does now. From a very early age, I hated the ploughing up of this country for the motor car, and grieved at the mad closure of the railways, a view that has now become much more widespread than it was then. I began bicycling to work before bike lanes had been invented, when Boris Johnson was still at Eton. To this day I get a sort of red mist when I see great trees being cut down by over-cautious councils, and I gaze with limitless regret on the bleak prairies of Southern England, where hedgerows once grew. If I can take a ship and a train rather than a plane, I will do.
 
So it’s no use trying to dismiss me as some kind of petrolhead polluter who wants to cover the planet with runways and motorways, nor to allege I’m in the pay of Big Oil, when I say that I doubt the existence of man-made global warming. I just doubt it because I am not convinced it’s true. Actually, now that Big Oil has bought into the man-made warming scare itself, I generally get even cruder abuse, being called a ‘denier’ as if I were some kind of Nazi. And if I mention my doubts at public occasions, I can feel the swelling wrath of the unreasoning mob gathering against me. There’s seldom time to make more than a few points before you are howled down by righteous zealots.
 
And that is why I, and anyone seriously interested in this subject, owes a great debt to Christopher Booker, who has set down all the arguments for doubt in a single, concise book that will no doubt be either ignored or abused. It would be very sad if, as a result, it fails to reach a wide audience. I think anyone remotely concerned about this huge controversy should read this courageous piece of work.
 
I am not asking you to agree with everything in it, or assuming that you will. I am asking any reasonable person, who is influenced by facts and logic, to consider the case made here. If you have had doubts but suppressed them for fear of being drowned in anger or contempt, buy this book to arm yourself. If you know any global-warming fanatics, buy it for them for Christmas and ask them, even beg them, to study it carefully.
 
At the very least, it should allow the debate on this subject to be conducted with more fairness and without such expressions as ‘denier’ being used. What you will find out is this. That much of what passes for accepted truth is not. Facts have been ruthlessly twisted, suppressed or invented. Scientists are greatly divided on the subject. Many people – and bodies – presented as experts actually have little or no knowledge of the science involved. Gullible politicians and gullible media men and women have repeatedly fallen for it. Hucksters, profiteers, world-government fanatics and, of course, the EU (always searching for an excuse to increase its power) have latched on to it. Huge public subsidies, including the carbon-trading racket and the tragicomic building of hideous, worse-than-useless windfarms, now depend upon it.
 
But take, just for example, the famous picture of polar bears on a melting ice-floe, supposedly doomed victims of global warming. The USA’s ex-Vice President, the propagandist Al Gore, got audiences going ‘Aaah!’ by saying the bears had ‘nowhere else to go’. Really? The picture was taken in August, when the Alaskan ice always melts. The polar bears were fine. Think about it. They can swim and they weren’t far from land. Recent studies show that most polar bear populations are rising.
 
The world was warmer than it is now in the early Middle Ages, long before industrial activity increased CO2 output, a fact that the warming fanatics have worked very hard to obscure.
 
Oh, and the most important greenhouse gas by far is not CO2 but water vapour, which is not influenced by human activity at all.
 
Meanwhile, an English court of law (despite buying the CO2 argument) has identified nine significant errors of fact in Gore’s Oscar-winning alarmist film An Inconvenient Truth, ludicrously being inflicted on children in British schools. Among these: sea levels are not going to rise by 20ft any time soon; there’s no evidence that atolls in the Pacific have been evacuated because of rising waters; the Gulf Stream is not going to shut down; the drying-up of Lake Chad, the shrinking of snow on Mount Kilimanjaro and Hurricane Katrina were none of them caused by global warming; the only polar bears that have drowned were four that died in a storm.
 
Booker also reminds us that even if all the measures demanded by the warming zealots were put into action, according to their own calculations this would only delay the effects they fear by six years.
 
In my experience, people who employ alarmism, and who turn with rage on their critics, do so because they lack confidence in their case. Watch their behaviour at the coming Copenhagen climate conference, a festival of panic and exaggerated woe.
 
This particular frenzy, if not checked, could end by bankrupting the West and leaving us sitting in the cold and the dark whistling for a wind to power our dead computers – while China and India surge on to growth and prosperity because they have had the sense to ignore the whole stupid thing.

 
The book is called "The Real Global Warming Disaster: Is The Obsession With Climate Change Turning Out To Be The Most Costly Scientific Blunder In History?" by Christopher Booker. It is published by Continuum Books at £16.99, but you can buy it cheaper here.
 

 
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