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30th June 09: Such a brilliant book, we're plugging it twice!
30th June 09: Go on, stick your own oar in!
25th June 09: I want a floating duck-house ...
23rd June 09: I dunno, you wait ages for some common-sense and then two come along together ...
20th June 09: Democracy isn't working ...
18th June 09: A brilliant book, essential reading for everyone with half a brain ...
18th June 09: Planning permissions? Depends who you claim to be ...
13th June 09: Jobsworths rampant
13th June 09: Travellers' Tales?
11th June 09: Plus ça change, plus c'est pareil
5th June 09: Bloody background bloody music too bloody loud!
2nd June 09: Poor Susan Boyle, they didn't let her win. How unfair.
26th May 09: Tch, it's just not good enough - for two pins I'd say something ...
22nd May 09: All the little piggies, snouting in the trough ...
22nd May 09: Wonders will never cease: our legal system gets something right!
21st May 09: To err is human ... and boy, are some of us human?!
18th May 09: Who makes the laws round here, the government or the police?
18th May 09: The Left keep churning out class hatred ...
15th May 09: Freedom Summer - reclaiming our private public life ...
11th May 09: Guilty until proven ... er ... guilty: it's all in the database ...
11th May 09: Ten myths about Global Warming ...
11th May 09: Under Neue Arbeit, only the left are allowed to protest ...
7th May 09: Renewable energy without the hot air. That's a first!
1st May 09: The Family Courts still keeping their secrets ...
30th April 09: 'Girl, 13, already has cough'
29th April 09: Us oldies could rule the world, if we only realised it ...
28th April 09: Now it's illegal to be ordinary ...
28th April 09: If you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear ...
28th April 09: Why the hell do we still listen to scientists?
26th April 09: A national newspaper ought to be able to simple sums, shouldn't it?
26th April 09: What other countries think of our repressive society ...
15th April 09: Please note: this story is NOT funny, all right?
14th April 09: The NHS: if a cowboy builder gave this level of service he'd be on Watchdog ...
11th April 09: ... a new website you just HAVE to see ...
11th April 09: All the fat little piggies with their fat little snouts in the trough ...
10th April 09: Yet more tales of legalised kidnap by the social workers' kangaroo courts ...
31st March 09: It's not just us, then ...
30th March 09: This is OUR money you're spending, you bastards!
30th March 09: The democratic right to bully and bullshit ...
25th March 09: Irish terrorists get better treatment than teachers ...
25th March 09: The mathematics of success ...
25th March 09: Are these fat pigs the shape of Britain to come?
25th March 09: A drunk woman isn't responsible for her actions but a drunk man is?
20th March 09: A small victory for the sheep ...
19th March 09: Is this the worst film ever? One reviewer thinks so.
16th March 09: One voice of sense in a lunatic crisis ...
13th March 09: Why more equal societies almost always do better
12th March 09: The great Global Warming scam marches on. Here's the latest ...
12th March 09: Arbitrary powers of arrest - sign the petition now
11th March 09: Halifax, your caring local bank ...
11th March 09: The spy who COULDN'T love me. Or walk, even ...
11th March 09: Why we won't be watching or giving on Friday night.
11th March 09: Education, education, education. Yeah, right.
11th March 09: But sometimes the sun does shine ...
9th March 09: No, honesty is definitely NOT the best policy ...
9th March 09: Some people have nicer houses than others. How unfair.
9th March 09: Wonderful things, targets. As long as you don't have to meet 'em yourself.
8th March 09: Too many accidents? Just cut the speed limit until we all grind to a halt. That'll fix it.
1st March 09: One rule for the rich and famous, another for everyone else ...
28th February 09: Another great scientific leap forward ...
28th February 09: Chief Police Officers going into business for themselves ...
26th February 09: The WI fighting to legalise prostitution. Now there's a surprise.
26th February 09: Time to go, McGordon McBroon ...
24th February 09: Just what is it that these people DO for all their money?
22nd February 09: Now all photography could be illegal ...
20th February 09: Now even our security chiefs are worried about Stasi Britain
15th February 09: Concentrating on the REALLY important things ...
15th February 09: Do not read this page. It's offensive and probably illegal.
15th February 09: Those bush-fires; all our fault. Now there's a surprise ...
13th February 09: This is how Captain Grumpy spends his weekends ...
11th February 09: Our privacy and why we should be fighting for it ...
9th February 09: If cars were as up-to-date as computers ...
8th February 09: It's all in the database. So are you.
7th February 09: Is the UN becoming a racist organisation advocating genocide?
7th February 09: Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell-Douglas military aircraft ...
7th February 09: words of wisdom from the US military - now there's a first!
5th February 09: If someone has a face like a horse, what's wrong with saying so? Rudeness apart, of course ...
29th January 09: ... oh no, first it was the polar bears and now it's the penguins ...
29th January 09: ... oh no, first it was the polar bears and now it's the penguins ...
26th January 09: ... readers' comments on low-energy light-bulb bollox ...
26th January 09: ... has the BBC done something right for a change?
25th January 09: ... is citizenship a right or a privilege?
25th January 09: ... lies, lies and damned statistics ...
24th January 09: ... just lie, and lie, and lie again ...
24th January 09: ... something fishy going on in Cornwall ...
24th January 09: ... Freedom of Information as a tool for the government?
24th January 09: ... this is the way the money goes, money goes, money goes ...
15th January 09: ... and on the first day, man invented God ...
14th January 09: Every crime's a sex crime now, it seems ...
14th January 09: The Met Office gets it wrong again, but congratulates itself anyway ...
8th January 09: Those bloodthirsty Israelis, murdering innocent children ...
8th January 09: See ourselves as others see us. And our kids ...
8th January 09: Now Yahoo! joins the ranks of the internet spies ...
8th January 09: More bias from the BBC. No surprise there, then ...
7th January 09: Once again terrorism is an excuse for official bullying ...
27th December 08: Why we'll never understand the credit crunch ...
24th December 08: We're all motorists. How come we hate ourselves so much?
24th December 08: Scientists - not the greatest fortune tellers ...
23rd December 08: Official who terrorised innocent family gets a taste of her own medicine ...
22nd December 08: A Merry Christmas to All Our Readers ...
14th December 08: Democracy? Don't kid yourselves ...
9th December 08: Once again, they're out to get you through your kids. Or to get your kids ...
9th December 08: family fights back against social workers' lies ...
7th December 08: It's nice to get a bit of feedback occasionally ...
7th December 08: You just don't know which lying bastard to believe, do you?
6th December 08: A mistake is not a crime, however serious the consequences ...
5th December 08: Nu-Labour jackboots on the march again ...
5th December 08: If only people would STOP thinking about the children all the time ...
5th December 08: The police cock it up again ...
4th December 08: Arr, Jim lad! ...

 

 
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We found these paragraphs on the truly excellent NumberWatch, and we're sure they won't mind us reproducing them here ….
 
Britain's town halls are in a panic. They are not unique in this: something similar is happening all over the western world.
 
They say that some mammalian mothers, if disturbed, will kill their offspring. So, many local authorities, under intolerable pressure from above, are killing the communities for which they are responsible. They have been forced into this position by an incompetent and interfering central government. They are competing with each other to destroy the economies of their own neighbourhoods. If they fail, they will be punished by the very government that put them in this position.
 
The reason for the panic is that they have been left in the firing line as the instigators of the most rapidly increasing and unjust tax since danegeld. The British government, which is wholly responsible with its burgeoning micro-management and targets, has enforced a continual above-inflation rise in council taxes for years. The main sufferers are (as always) those on fixed incomes, such as pensioners, and those in precarious rural communities.
 
A representative from the (remote) administrative centre visited your author's small Wiltshire town in an attempt to explain the pressures that the authority was under and to survey the possible painful cuts and impositions that were being considered. One was the introduction of total pay car parking. He was talking to representatives of a dying community. The signs were all there. The bookshop went first, then the petrol station. The main employing businesses were closing down (one this very month). The only bank has just announced (this very month) that it would be closed for two days a week. A major (but not sole) cause of all this was the imposition of parking restrictions, which serve no other purpose than to provide income for the authority. There is a stretch of single yellow line that is there for no reason other than to create income for the council during the strategically timed visits from the "Ambassadors" (Yes, believe it or not, that is the Orwellian title they give to their itinerant tax collectors). Green fields are giving way to new housing estates, overpriced rabbit warrens in areas where there is virtually no possibility of anyone earning an honest living.
 
Anyway, there was a question and answer session. All the questions and answers could be reduced to a simple common form:
 
Q. Why do you not behave in a more rational way?
A. Because of Government targets.
 
The Dorset town of Shaftesbury, an historic Saxon hilltop settlement that is home to one of the finest street scenes in the world, has sold its free car park to Tesco (the most successful of the British supermarkets) which is now built over. It is now debating increasing the fees in the remaining pay car parks. Local shops are struggling. The bookshop will go first, that is always the first sign. The nearby town of Gillingham has introduced charges in its car park, which now stands empty because there are plenty of supermarket car parks, while the small shops, even the only hotel, are closing down one by one to be replaced by dwellings.
 
It is a good thing to provide housing for people, but where are they supposed to earn a living? Meanwhile, Dorset is to be the site of one of the most obtrusive wind farms in Britain.
 
Who is the one man behind all this? It is none other than Old Two-Jags, John Prescott. Politicians are, on the whole, a pretty unappetising bunch, but there are few with no redeeming features and our John is one of them. We have referred previously to some of his activities, missionary and pugilistic (try the Number Watch search facility), but some of his more recent activities beggar belief. He is one of the biggest evaders of the onerous tax that he himself has imposed on his suffering countrymen. He is notorious for his inarticulacy, blaming the old education system being his prime and unconvincing defence, but you would think that a degree in Economics and Economic History at the University of Hull might have mitigated that. In his unique way, however, he articulates the lack of direction in British Government policy. He is in the vanguard of Orwellian attempts to subjugate the British. Even Friends of the Earth are fed up with his about-turns. We all thought he just had it in for Southern England, and so intended to concrete it over, but even the North is not immune from his depredations. Over and over again his blunderbuss policies destroy the lives of those he claims to protect.
 
Obviously, it is unkind to say that he has no redeeming features, perhaps he is kind to earwigs or something, but if you had to sum up the ills of modern society in one man, look no further.
 

 
The GOS says: So … John Prescott's got a thing for earwigs, has he? Always knew there was something deeply perverted about that man. Don't forget you heard it here first. I wonder if there's anything in it, this earwig thing? Perhaps after tea I'll pop out to the shed and turn over a few bits of wood. "Cor, look at the feelers on that ...."
 

 

 
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