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7th August 08: How to solve Global Warming and save the NHS in one stroke ...
3rd August 08: Why must the BBC cheapen everything it touches?
29th July 08: What should we do when the police let us down?
27th July 08: Words of wisdom from an anonymous pundit ...
26th July 08: All right, it's more global warming bollox, so sue me ...
26th July 08: So now all television programmes must be balanced? Dream on!
24th July 08: Our vision of a Green future ...
22nd July 08: George Monbiot - just snob, simple as that
21st July 08: Just once in a while, someone realises the ridiculous mistakes we've made ...
20th July 08: the lunatics are taking over the asylum ...
15th July 08: Small acts of heroism ...
14th July 08: How the Labour government helps its friends ...
8th July 08: Now our top judge wants to sell out to the mullahs ...
8th July 08: Neither government nor opposition have a clue what to do about knives ...
8th July 08: You can't start too soon, apparently ...
7th July 08: New book describes the lies they tell to scare us ...
6th July 08: Now it's official: Global Warming really IS our fault ...
27th June 08: Harriet Harman's finest hour ...
26th June 08: Climate sense from an MP? Now there's a first!
26th June 08: Democracy shafted by the EU ...
20th June 08: Why the NHS is sh*t ...
14th June 08: What a good job we have the wisdom of the UN to tell us what we're doing wrong ...
13th June 08: A man of principle or a disgruntled loser? Who cares?
10th June 08: Yet another council refusing to do the job they're paid for ...
10th June 08: The Daily Mail on how to be a man ...
6th June 08: The RSPCA - cruel to children, fatal to animals ...
4th June 08: Common-sense from Yorkshire, and complete nonsense from academics
2nd June 08: Yet more gross injustice from the British court system
2nd June 08: envy and spite in the NHS
29th May 08: an American view of Gordon Broon's greenie government ...
28th May 08: 'I vill say zis only vunce ...'
28th May 08: R.I.P. our late lamented friend ...
21st May 08: Why can't policemen understand English?
21st May 08: Two minorities at each others' throats, instead of ours for a change. Lovely!
21st May 08: What, no man-made Global Warming after all?  Nonsense, it's just 'Big Oil' telling porkies!
20th April 08: The REAL reson Labour lost, if only they had the sense to see it ...
17th April 08: Things we'd love to see ...
16th April 08: ... as if those bloody cameras weren't sneaky enough ...
15th April 08: One beloved leader follows the example of another ...
13th April 08: The climate-change tide is turning, and the hysterics don't like it one little bit ...
8th May 08: the Irish trying hard to live up to their stereotype?
8th May 08: If we could lick our own bottoms, perhaps we'd see life differently ...
8th May 08: The sayings of Chairman Boris ...
6th May 08: At last, a sensible decision from London's voters ...
5th May 08: So, New Labour finally got the kicking they deserve. About time, too.
20th April 08: What a lot of twaddle these elder statesmen talk! What makes them think they've got a right to an opinion?
20th April 08: Is our snooping government going too far this time?
18th April 08: The RSPCA - not quite as wonderful as they're painted?
17th April 08: The RSPCA - not quite as wonderful as they're painted?
15th April 08: Are we becoming a nation of hysterics? Well, yes, actually ...
14th April 08: ... and what a state it's in!
14th April 08: British society seen from the Antipodes ...
14th April 08: The BBC, still lying through their teeth ...
7th April 08: Sense about Global Warming from a major politician ...
7th April 08: The BBC lies through its teeth ...
30th March 08: Plenty of hate-speak in the Bible ...
28th March 08: Credit where credit is due ...
26th March 08: The Age of the Zealot is upon us ...
23rd March 08: The great John Ray gets it wrong for once ...
21st March 08: our caption competition ...
19th March 08: A new slant on the oldest profession ...
19th March 08: The real cost of government ...
19th March 08: Weather expert to sue Al Gore?
19th March 08: our caption competition ...
18th March 08: Cleaning up history ...
18th March 08: An open letter to the Home Secretary
17th March 08: A few stories for St.Patrick's Day
17th March 08: State schools charging fees, now?
16th March 08: I've got a bad back myself. Where do I apply for the two hundred grand?
12th March 08: Immigrants are more determined and more intelligent than we are. Simple as that.
11th March 08: George Moonbat talking sense for once ...
11th March 08: Road bosses are deliberately laying road surfaces they know to be dangerous.
11th March 08: So Global Warming has ended - and nobody's taking any notice!
10th March 08: Road bosses are deliberately laying road surfaces they know to be dangerous.
10th March 08: Plastic bags - it's all lies. Quelle surprise!

 

 
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We found these paragraphs on the truly excellent NumberWatch, and we're sure they won't mind us reproducing them here ….
 
Britain's town halls are in a panic. They are not unique in this: something similar is happening all over the western world.
 
They say that some mammalian mothers, if disturbed, will kill their offspring. So, many local authorities, under intolerable pressure from above, are killing the communities for which they are responsible. They have been forced into this position by an incompetent and interfering central government. They are competing with each other to destroy the economies of their own neighbourhoods. If they fail, they will be punished by the very government that put them in this position.
 
The reason for the panic is that they have been left in the firing line as the instigators of the most rapidly increasing and unjust tax since danegeld. The British government, which is wholly responsible with its burgeoning micro-management and targets, has enforced a continual above-inflation rise in council taxes for years. The main sufferers are (as always) those on fixed incomes, such as pensioners, and those in precarious rural communities.
 
A representative from the (remote) administrative centre visited your author's small Wiltshire town in an attempt to explain the pressures that the authority was under and to survey the possible painful cuts and impositions that were being considered. One was the introduction of total pay car parking. He was talking to representatives of a dying community. The signs were all there. The bookshop went first, then the petrol station. The main employing businesses were closing down (one this very month). The only bank has just announced (this very month) that it would be closed for two days a week. A major (but not sole) cause of all this was the imposition of parking restrictions, which serve no other purpose than to provide income for the authority. There is a stretch of single yellow line that is there for no reason other than to create income for the council during the strategically timed visits from the "Ambassadors" (Yes, believe it or not, that is the Orwellian title they give to their itinerant tax collectors). Green fields are giving way to new housing estates, overpriced rabbit warrens in areas where there is virtually no possibility of anyone earning an honest living.
 
Anyway, there was a question and answer session. All the questions and answers could be reduced to a simple common form:
 
Q. Why do you not behave in a more rational way?
A. Because of Government targets.
 
The Dorset town of Shaftesbury, an historic Saxon hilltop settlement that is home to one of the finest street scenes in the world, has sold its free car park to Tesco (the most successful of the British supermarkets) which is now built over. It is now debating increasing the fees in the remaining pay car parks. Local shops are struggling. The bookshop will go first, that is always the first sign. The nearby town of Gillingham has introduced charges in its car park, which now stands empty because there are plenty of supermarket car parks, while the small shops, even the only hotel, are closing down one by one to be replaced by dwellings.
 
It is a good thing to provide housing for people, but where are they supposed to earn a living? Meanwhile, Dorset is to be the site of one of the most obtrusive wind farms in Britain.
 
Who is the one man behind all this? It is none other than Old Two-Jags, John Prescott. Politicians are, on the whole, a pretty unappetising bunch, but there are few with no redeeming features and our John is one of them. We have referred previously to some of his activities, missionary and pugilistic (try the Number Watch search facility), but some of his more recent activities beggar belief. He is one of the biggest evaders of the onerous tax that he himself has imposed on his suffering countrymen. He is notorious for his inarticulacy, blaming the old education system being his prime and unconvincing defence, but you would think that a degree in Economics and Economic History at the University of Hull might have mitigated that. In his unique way, however, he articulates the lack of direction in British Government policy. He is in the vanguard of Orwellian attempts to subjugate the British. Even Friends of the Earth are fed up with his about-turns. We all thought he just had it in for Southern England, and so intended to concrete it over, but even the North is not immune from his depredations. Over and over again his blunderbuss policies destroy the lives of those he claims to protect.
 
Obviously, it is unkind to say that he has no redeeming features, perhaps he is kind to earwigs or something, but if you had to sum up the ills of modern society in one man, look no further.
 

 
The GOS says: So … John Prescott's got a thing for earwigs, has he? Always knew there was something deeply perverted about that man. Don't forget you heard it here first. I wonder if there's anything in it, this earwig thing? Perhaps after tea I'll pop out to the shed and turn over a few bits of wood. "Cor, look at the feelers on that ...."
 

 

 
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