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5th March 10: Suffolk Social Services. Bastards, bastards, bastards ...
5th March 10: Perhaps Captain Grumpy isn't as clever as he thought ...
26th February 10: Government snoopers are at it again ...
26th February 10: The BBC lying through its teeth again. How stupid do they think we are?
25th February 10: ... give some people a uniform and a day-glo jacket ...
21st February 10: ... all kicking off in sunny Suffolk ...
21st February 10: There's nothing sexy about being wicked, Ms.Harman...
21st February 10: When politicians talk glibly in billions ...
29th January 10: Jumping on the racial bandwagon ...
24th January 10: Good to think positively for a change ...
8th January 10: What are weather forecasters FOR, exactly?
3rd January 10: George Moonbat has finally lost his mind. Shame.
23rd December 09: You know that feeling that they're all out to get you?
16th December 09: Greenpeace hoist with their own petard ...
15th December 09: ... the most overweening, arrogant piece of self aggrandisement humankind has ever had the nerve to perpetrate ...
13th December 09: We're all paedophiles now, because the government says so ...
12th December 09: The BBC is not impartial or neutral - Andrew Marr
1st December 09: Not like those soft Southern bastards, then ...
1st December 09: Quis custodiet ipsos custodies?
1st December 09: ClimateGate. Oh, good!
27th November 09: MP's blunt attack on social service kidnap
25th November 09: Ommbudsmen - whose side are they on, exactly?
19th November 09: The spies looking over your shoulder - RIGHT NOW!
19th November 09: We all need protection from the child protectors ...
11th November 09: A sense of proportion? No, not much!
9th November 09: Shock! Horror! Is the GOS a gay-basher?
31st October 09: Whose side are they on? Bloody good question!
23rd October 09: A sad day for democracy and free speech
21st October 09: The law is already an ass. Why make it worse?
20th October 09: But who are we to criticise? I mean, Brains R'n't Us, exactly, are they?
17th October 09: Here's looking at you, kid ...
14th October 09: What I did on my holiday, by an MP
9th October 09: Hollywood gets science wrong ...
9th October 09: Stick to arresting old ladies - it's safer
6th October 09: Cheer up, it could be worse. You could be American ...
4th October 09: Just what did the Irish electorate thing they were voting for?
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25th September 09: It is for the state to define who may speak and who must be silent
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18th September 09: It's official - we're all paedophiles now ...
18th September 09: So can private carparking contractors really enforce their tickets?
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We have often said that everyone should belong to the Association of British Drivers. I mean, almost all of us are drivers, right? And the majority of visitors to this site are British? Where's the problem?
 
We look forward every quarter to receiving their excellent magazine "On The Road". Here are one or two snippets from the recent edition that appealed to us …
 

 
"The number of cyclists injured in England has increased by 23.8% in the past five years; 13,368 cyclists were admitted to hospital in 2006/7, up from 10,795 in 2002/3."
 
Terrible figures, certainly. But hold on, before anyone gets hot under the collar as usual about motorists ignoring cyclists, there's a little sting in the tail: of those 13 thousand, over 9 thousand were injured in incidents involving no other vehicles, and 518 hit stationary objects. A further 208 cyclists collided with other riders and 89 crashed into people or animals.
 
So far no one has called for cyclists to be forced to take a test before being let loose on the roads. Why is that, we wonder?
 

 
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A brilliant example of government double-think recently. Faced with increasing complaints about overcrowded trains, they have decided to act: the DfT has rewritten the guidelines on the acceptable number of people standing in a carriage. Formerly, it was considered acceptable to have 10 people standing for every 100 seats but under new guidelines it's OK to have 30 standing passengers per 100 seats. Train companies will be able to pack in more passengers without their services being labelled 'overcrowded'.
 
So, train passengers, you no longer have anything to complain about, have you?
 

 
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An ambulance was clamped outside London's Royal Free Hospital while the driver helped a seriously ill patient inside. The driver had left the ambulance for just one minute; when she returned, the clamp was being applied. The warden said he'd remove the clamp after payment of a fine of over £200. The private clamping firm involved defended the decision.
 
Meanwhile the DVLA is still selling names and addresses of motorists to wheel-clamping firms without carrying out checks on their background and credentials, despite a pledge by ministers to introduce tougher controls.
 
Three years ago, the Government said more would be done to prevent data on car owners falling into the hands of rogue parking firms. I expect they were too busy sorting out the overcrowded trains.
 

 
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Councillors in Swindon have voted to stop funding the town's speed cameras. The town's borough council is to be the first in England to withdraw funding for fixed cameras. The revenue from fines generated by the cameras goes to the government, but the Conservative-led borough council pays £320,000 a year to maintain them.
 
Councillors say new measures are needed as road deaths and injuries have begun to rise, but police claim the cameras have helped cut accidents. Well, they would, I suppose, as they are one of the partners in the scamera partnership and don't want to lose £320,000 a year.
 
The nine-member council cabinet voted unanimously in favour of withdrawing from the Wiltshire and Swindon Safety Camera Partnership. Councillors decided the £320,000 it puts into the partnership would be better spent on other safety measures like warning signs and street lighting. They said the number of people killed or seriously injured on Swindon's roads had begun to rise in the last two years and new strategies were needed. Peter Greenhalgh, the Tory councillor who proposed the idea, claims the current road safety policy isn't working. "The DfT annual results show that nationally only 6% of accidents are caused by people breaking speed limits yet almost 100% of the government's road safety money is being invested in speed cameras," he said.
 
If the government are interested, we can offer a solution to this embarrassment. Just do what you did with the overcrowded trains: alter the definition of "speed" to fit your own prejudices. For instance, if you described "speed" as "anything over walking pace" you'd be home and dry. Can't think why no one at the DfT has thought of it.
 

 
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After massive defeats in Edinburgh and Manchester, you'd hope that any ambitions to introduce road pricing in the UK have been killed off for now. Not so; our masters are rarely inclined to let a little thing like democracy stop them doing what they want, and 15 UK councils are implicated in an EU-funded organisation which advocates underhand and undemocratic means to railroad through road pricing schemes in the face of massive public opposition.
 
CURACAO ("Coordination of urban road-user charging organizational issues") states that its aim is "to create the conditions for reaching the tipping point for the widespread adoption of road pricing in European Urban Cities".
 
CURACAO names Bristol City Council as one of its key partners, along with Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Tyne and Wear, Durham, Cambridge, Cardiff, Plymouth, Shropshire, Belfast and Transport for London. CURACAO advises councils to use various tricks to push through road pricing schemes, including …
 
• Promising low charges then rapidly increasing them once the scheme is in place ...
• False 'trial periods' to make people think the scheme will be re-evaluated when there is no such intention …
• Avoiding referenda at all costs …
• Using a psychological trick called "dissonance theory" to make people believe that road pricing is inevitable and that "resistance is futile".
 
CURACAO labels opposition to road pricing as 'irrational' and warns of civil disobedience over the loss of 'personal mobility'.
 
They got the last bit right, at least. Anyone who tries to charge me for using a road I've already paid for fifteen times over is liable to find themselves on the sharp end of a ton and a half of elderly Mercedes.
 

 
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Currently, you have the right to service and repair your vehicle if you want, but in 2010 that right could be removed according to an organization called "Right to Repair". Take a look at their website.
 

 
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And talking of officials refusing to take any notice of what real people think, the West Yorkshire scamera partnership distinguished itself recently. They publish an electronic newsletter called ScaN, and recently carried the following message: "False emails poured into the website; as a result, the Have Your Say opinion poll appeared not to provide an accurate reflection of what 'real' people really thought."
 
Or to put it another way, people had their say all right, but they said the wrong thing!
 
A similar thing happened three or four years ago in Suffolk, where The GOS lives. Suffolk County Council invited people to express their opinions about the blanket speed limits they'd imposed on the A140 trunk road. When the majority of responses opposed the scheme, the County Council dismissed them as being from "cranks" and "boy racers". It's great, democracy, isn't it? It gives people the illusion of power without the responsibility of actually having any.
 

 
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