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5th March 10: Suffolk Social Services. Bastards, bastards, bastards ...
5th March 10: Perhaps Captain Grumpy isn't as clever as he thought ...
26th February 10: Government snoopers are at it again ...
26th February 10: The BBC lying through its teeth again. How stupid do they think we are?
25th February 10: ... give some people a uniform and a day-glo jacket ...
21st February 10: ... all kicking off in sunny Suffolk ...
21st February 10: There's nothing sexy about being wicked, Ms.Harman...
21st February 10: When politicians talk glibly in billions ...
29th January 10: Jumping on the racial bandwagon ...
24th January 10: Good to think positively for a change ...
8th January 10: What are weather forecasters FOR, exactly?
3rd January 10: George Moonbat has finally lost his mind. Shame.
23rd December 09: You know that feeling that they're all out to get you?
16th December 09: Greenpeace hoist with their own petard ...
15th December 09: ... the most overweening, arrogant piece of self aggrandisement humankind has ever had the nerve to perpetrate ...
13th December 09: We're all paedophiles now, because the government says so ...
12th December 09: The BBC is not impartial or neutral - Andrew Marr
1st December 09: Not like those soft Southern bastards, then ...
1st December 09: Quis custodiet ipsos custodies?
1st December 09: ClimateGate. Oh, good!
27th November 09: MP's blunt attack on social service kidnap
25th November 09: Ommbudsmen - whose side are they on, exactly?
19th November 09: The spies looking over your shoulder - RIGHT NOW!
19th November 09: We all need protection from the child protectors ...
11th November 09: A sense of proportion? No, not much!
9th November 09: Shock! Horror! Is the GOS a gay-basher?
31st October 09: Whose side are they on? Bloody good question!
23rd October 09: A sad day for democracy and free speech
21st October 09: The law is already an ass. Why make it worse?
20th October 09: But who are we to criticise? I mean, Brains R'n't Us, exactly, are they?
17th October 09: Here's looking at you, kid ...
14th October 09: What I did on my holiday, by an MP
9th October 09: Hollywood gets science wrong ...
9th October 09: Stick to arresting old ladies - it's safer
6th October 09: Cheer up, it could be worse. You could be American ...
4th October 09: Just what did the Irish electorate thing they were voting for?
30th September 09: Two new campaigns we think you should support - we do
30th September 09: Pandas - useless, boring and suicidal ...
25th September 09: It is for the state to define who may speak and who must be silent
22nd September 09: Two wheels good. Four wheels ba-a-a-a-ad!
18th September 09: It's official - we're all paedophiles now ...
18th September 09: So can private carparking contractors really enforce their tickets?
13th September 09: How nice to know there are experts tirelessly looking out for us ...
12th September 09: Our brave new Britain: speak your mind and lose your children ...
9th September 09: You mark my words, no good'll come of it. Far too sensible ...
9th September 09: GOS - a bit slow on the uptake, to be honest ...
9th September 09: Not a lot of people know this ...

 

 
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We wrote this grump some time ago, but in view of the forthcoming farce sorry, election it seemed pertinent to bring it back to the top again.
 

 
"When governments fear the people there is liberty.
When the people fear government there is tyranny"
- Thomas Jefferson


 

"By a very conservative estimate, a hundred million people
have died at the hands of their own governments in this century.
Given that record, how bad could anarchy be?"
- Joseph Sobran


 
Two of the words most often bandied about these days are "freedom" and "democracy". George Bush in particular uses them as a kind of magic mantra to justify almost any despicable action (hands up all those who know which is the only country ever to have been condemned by the United Nations for terrorist acts? Yes, that's right - the U.S.).
 
Let's think for a moment about "democracy". The Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary of Current English (1982) describes it as "Government in which all adult citizens share through their elected representatives; government which encourages and allows rights of citizenship such as freedom of speech, religion, opinion and association, the assertion of the rule of law, majority rule" (my underlining) "..... accompanied by respect for the rights of minorities; treatment of each other by citizens as equals and with absence of class feeling".
 
Here are the vote shares of the three main parties in the UK at all General Elections since World War II:
 
1945: Labour 47.8% Conservative 39.8% Liberal 9%
1950: Labour 46.1% Conservative 43.5% Liberal 9.1%
1951: Conservative 48% Labour 48.8% Liberal 2.5%
1955: Conservative 49.7% Labour 46.4% Liberal 2.7%
1959: Conservative 49.4% Labour 43.8% Liberal 5.9%
1964: Labour 44.1% Conservative 43.4% Liberal 11.1%
1966: Labour 47.9% Conservative 41.9% Liberal 8.5%
1970: Conservative 46.4% Labour 43% Liberal 7.5%
1974: Labour 37.9% Conservative 37.1% Liberal 19.3%
1974: Labour 39.2% Conservative 35.8% Liberal 18.3%
1979: Conservative 43.9% Labour 36.9% Liberal 13.8%
1983: Conservative 42.4% Labour 27.6% Alliance 25.4%
1987: Conservative 42.2% Labour 30.8% Alliance 22.6%
1992: Conservative 41.9% Labour 34.4% Liberal Democrat 17.8%
1997: Labour 43.2% Conservative 30.7% Liberal Democrat 16.8%
2001: Labour 40.7% Conservative 31.7% Liberal Democrat 18.3 %
 
Notice that in 1951 the Tories were able to form the government despite polling fewer votes than Labour. In fact, for the last 60 years we have not had a single government that enjoyed the support of even half the voters. Not exactly majority rule, then? By 1999 in the Reith Lectures Anthony Giddens had to come up with a rather different definition: "I shall mean by it the following: democracy is a system involving effective competition between political parties for positions of power. In a democracy, there are regular and fair elections, in which all members of the population may take part". Sensible man - that's a pretty fair assessment of the system we have. But does it produce the results we want?
 
It does not.
 
At any given time in the last 60 years, the majority of the electorate have voted against the party that actually came to power. Our system ensures that the electorate is powerless. We are at all times ruled by people we don't want to be ruled by.
 
That's not my idea of a democracy.
 

 
"Throughout our history, governments both large and small - autocratic, democratic, and totalitarian - have tried to shape destiny ... to change people's lives. But in the end we, the people, invariably manage to change government instead." - Billy Tauzin, "The National Retail Sales Tax"
 
Yeah, you wish.

 

 

 
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