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30th June 09: Such a brilliant book, we're plugging it twice!
30th June 09: Go on, stick your own oar in!
25th June 09: I want a floating duck-house ...
23rd June 09: I dunno, you wait ages for some common-sense and then two come along together ...
20th June 09: Democracy isn't working ...
18th June 09: A brilliant book, essential reading for everyone with half a brain ...
18th June 09: Planning permissions? Depends who you claim to be ...
13th June 09: Jobsworths rampant
13th June 09: Travellers' Tales?
11th June 09: Plus ça change, plus c'est pareil
5th June 09: Bloody background bloody music too bloody loud!
2nd June 09: Poor Susan Boyle, they didn't let her win. How unfair.
26th May 09: Tch, it's just not good enough - for two pins I'd say something ...
22nd May 09: All the little piggies, snouting in the trough ...
22nd May 09: Wonders will never cease: our legal system gets something right!
21st May 09: To err is human ... and boy, are some of us human?!
18th May 09: Who makes the laws round here, the government or the police?
18th May 09: The Left keep churning out class hatred ...
15th May 09: Freedom Summer - reclaiming our private public life ...
11th May 09: Guilty until proven ... er ... guilty: it's all in the database ...
11th May 09: Ten myths about Global Warming ...
11th May 09: Under Neue Arbeit, only the left are allowed to protest ...
7th May 09: Renewable energy without the hot air. That's a first!
1st May 09: The Family Courts still keeping their secrets ...
30th April 09: 'Girl, 13, already has cough'
29th April 09: Us oldies could rule the world, if we only realised it ...
28th April 09: Now it's illegal to be ordinary ...
28th April 09: If you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear ...
28th April 09: Why the hell do we still listen to scientists?
26th April 09: A national newspaper ought to be able to simple sums, shouldn't it?
26th April 09: What other countries think of our repressive society ...
15th April 09: Please note: this story is NOT funny, all right?
14th April 09: The NHS: if a cowboy builder gave this level of service he'd be on Watchdog ...
11th April 09: ... a new website you just HAVE to see ...
11th April 09: All the fat little piggies with their fat little snouts in the trough ...
10th April 09: Yet more tales of legalised kidnap by the social workers' kangaroo courts ...
31st March 09: It's not just us, then ...
30th March 09: This is OUR money you're spending, you bastards!
30th March 09: The democratic right to bully and bullshit ...
25th March 09: Irish terrorists get better treatment than teachers ...
25th March 09: The mathematics of success ...
25th March 09: Are these fat pigs the shape of Britain to come?
25th March 09: A drunk woman isn't responsible for her actions but a drunk man is?
20th March 09: A small victory for the sheep ...
19th March 09: Is this the worst film ever? One reviewer thinks so.
16th March 09: One voice of sense in a lunatic crisis ...
13th March 09: Why more equal societies almost always do better
12th March 09: The great Global Warming scam marches on. Here's the latest ...
12th March 09: Arbitrary powers of arrest - sign the petition now
11th March 09: Halifax, your caring local bank ...
11th March 09: The spy who COULDN'T love me. Or walk, even ...
11th March 09: Why we won't be watching or giving on Friday night.
11th March 09: Education, education, education. Yeah, right.
11th March 09: But sometimes the sun does shine ...
9th March 09: No, honesty is definitely NOT the best policy ...
9th March 09: Some people have nicer houses than others. How unfair.
9th March 09: Wonderful things, targets. As long as you don't have to meet 'em yourself.
8th March 09: Too many accidents? Just cut the speed limit until we all grind to a halt. That'll fix it.
1st March 09: One rule for the rich and famous, another for everyone else ...
28th February 09: Another great scientific leap forward ...
28th February 09: Chief Police Officers going into business for themselves ...
26th February 09: The WI fighting to legalise prostitution. Now there's a surprise.
26th February 09: Time to go, McGordon McBroon ...
24th February 09: Just what is it that these people DO for all their money?
22nd February 09: Now all photography could be illegal ...
20th February 09: Now even our security chiefs are worried about Stasi Britain
15th February 09: Concentrating on the REALLY important things ...
15th February 09: Do not read this page. It's offensive and probably illegal.
15th February 09: Those bush-fires; all our fault. Now there's a surprise ...
13th February 09: This is how Captain Grumpy spends his weekends ...
11th February 09: Our privacy and why we should be fighting for it ...
9th February 09: If cars were as up-to-date as computers ...
8th February 09: It's all in the database. So are you.
7th February 09: Is the UN becoming a racist organisation advocating genocide?
7th February 09: Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell-Douglas military aircraft ...
7th February 09: words of wisdom from the US military - now there's a first!
5th February 09: If someone has a face like a horse, what's wrong with saying so? Rudeness apart, of course ...
29th January 09: ... oh no, first it was the polar bears and now it's the penguins ...
29th January 09: ... oh no, first it was the polar bears and now it's the penguins ...
26th January 09: ... readers' comments on low-energy light-bulb bollox ...
26th January 09: ... has the BBC done something right for a change?
25th January 09: ... is citizenship a right or a privilege?
25th January 09: ... lies, lies and damned statistics ...
24th January 09: ... just lie, and lie, and lie again ...
24th January 09: ... something fishy going on in Cornwall ...
24th January 09: ... Freedom of Information as a tool for the government?
24th January 09: ... this is the way the money goes, money goes, money goes ...
15th January 09: ... and on the first day, man invented God ...
14th January 09: Every crime's a sex crime now, it seems ...
14th January 09: The Met Office gets it wrong again, but congratulates itself anyway ...
8th January 09: Those bloodthirsty Israelis, murdering innocent children ...
8th January 09: See ourselves as others see us. And our kids ...
8th January 09: Now Yahoo! joins the ranks of the internet spies ...
8th January 09: More bias from the BBC. No surprise there, then ...
7th January 09: Once again terrorism is an excuse for official bullying ...
27th December 08: Why we'll never understand the credit crunch ...
24th December 08: We're all motorists. How come we hate ourselves so much?
24th December 08: Scientists - not the greatest fortune tellers ...
23rd December 08: Official who terrorised innocent family gets a taste of her own medicine ...
22nd December 08: A Merry Christmas to All Our Readers ...
14th December 08: Democracy? Don't kid yourselves ...
9th December 08: Once again, they're out to get you through your kids. Or to get your kids ...
9th December 08: family fights back against social workers' lies ...
7th December 08: It's nice to get a bit of feedback occasionally ...
7th December 08: You just don't know which lying bastard to believe, do you?
6th December 08: A mistake is not a crime, however serious the consequences ...
5th December 08: Nu-Labour jackboots on the march again ...
5th December 08: If only people would STOP thinking about the children all the time ...
5th December 08: The police cock it up again ...
4th December 08: Arr, Jim lad! ...

 

 
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The most brilliant propaganda technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly and with unflagging attention. It must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over. Here, as so often in this world, persistence is the first and most important requirement for success. - Adolf Hitler
 
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on not understanding it - Mark Twain

 

 
Well, now it's official. Global Warming is a lie, and the Hot Air Brigade are determined to tell it regardless. To reconstruct an old quotation, there are lies, damned lies, and to hell with the statistics.
 
A document published in August this year by the Institute of Public Policy Research is entitled "Warm Words - how are we telling the climate story and can we tell it better?" It was written to advise pressure groups and environmental campaign organisations on how to mould and influence public attitudes to climate change.
 
The following paragraphs, with only minor changes of wording, appear twice in the document and form the overall conclusion drawn from what the authors call "research". The underlining is mine.
 
"Treating climate change as beyond argument
Much of the noise in the climate change discourse comes from argument and counter-argument, and it is our recommendation that, at least for popular communications, interested agencies now need to treat the argument as having been won. This means simply behaving as if climate change exists and is real, and that individual actions are effective. This must be done by stepping away form the "advocates debate" described earlier, rather than by stating and re-stating these things as fact.
 
The "facts" need to be treated as being so taken-for-granted that they need not be spoken. The certainty of the Government's new climate-change slogan - "together this generation will tackle climate change" (Defra 2006) - gives an example of this approach. It constructs, rather than claims, its own factuality."

 
In other words, don't bother to argue the case, or examine the facts, or convince people by logic and common-sense. Just lie repeatedly, and everyone will believe you.
 
And calling it a lie is no exaggeration. The fact is that the climate change debate is by no means concluded or conclusive. While it would be foolish to dispute that the weather has changed and is changing, many of the claims by early campaigners have been shown to be mistaken or based on flawed science; observations of weather, animals, wild plants and crops show that things are actually improving in many areas; measurements of ice decay and ice growth show that growth currently outstrips decay; sea-level measurements show that in some places levels are rising slowly, in others they aren't; the hole in the ozone layer is getting smaller, and overall temperatures haven't risen for the last eight years. So while the weather has certainly changed, whether this is a good thing or a bad thing is not proven, and to claim that it is proven, and to try and shape government policy on that basis, is a lie of major proportions.
 
If you think about recent media coverage of the issue, you can see that already the "interested parties" have taken the advice very thoroughly to heart. People like Christopher Monckton and Nigel Lawson who attempt to inject a little sense and a few facts into the debate seem like lone voices crying in the wilderness, and at the drop of a hat the average man in the street will trot out the party line of climate chaos / the heat-death of the universe / kill 4x4 drivers because it's all their fault. It's almost as good as the war - the average man in the street feels much better when he knows who to hate.
 
The report's authors are Gill Ereaut, a market researcher, and Nat Segnit, a playwright and satirist (oh, perhaps this report is satirical?). I suppose they'd say that they were just doing their job. They'd been asked to prepare a report on how to best put across the environmental lobby's skewed agenda, and that's what they did. At the risk of suffering the same fate as Foxy Ken Livingstone, we have to say that the "just doing my job" defence ought to have been thoroughly discredited by now - it certainly didn't do war criminals much good after WW2. If your job requires you to be shabby and dishonest, get another one.
 
Strangely the Institute claims that "deepening democracy underpins all of IPPR's work". Can't quite see how that works, after reading this report. You can download the full IPPR document here.
 
Our thanks to Philip Blair of The Association of British Drivers for bringing this to our attention.
 
The GOS says: Then there was this from the Guardian recently ...
 
The government often hides behind a figleaf of scientific respectability when spinning unpalatable or controversial policies to make them acceptable to voters, according to a report by MPs critical of the way science is used in policy.
 
The parliamentary science and technology select committee said that scientific evidence was often misused or distorted to justify policy decisions which were really based on ideological or social grounds.
 
The report, the culmination of a nine-month inquiry, calls for a "radical re-engineering" of the way the government uses science. "Abuse of the term 'evidence based' ... is a form of fraud which corrupts the whole use of science in government," said Evan Harris, the Liberal Democrats' science spokesman and a member of the committee. "It's critical that the currency of an evidence base is not devalued by false claims."
 
P.S. And Andrew Bolt writes today (19th November) in the Herald Sun:
 
"Remember how the polar caps were supposed to be melting so fast thanks to man-made gobal warming that we'd drown in the rising seas?
 
Well, first we find that Antarctica is actually getting so much icier that it should be lowering sea levels.
 
Then we find that the melting Arctic is now "fighting back".
 
Now I learn that a little reported peer-reviewed Danish study this year found that Greenland is in fact colder than it was 70 years ago. At present, continuous instrumental temperature records for Greenland reach back to the late nineteenth century at a few sites. Combining early observational records from locations along the south and west coasts, it has been possible to extend the overall record back to the year 1784. The warmest year in the extended Greenland temperature record is 1941, while the 1930s and 1940s are the warmest decades.
 
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