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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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Reported in Private Eye this week that American author John Flynn writes:
 
"Mussolini resorted to a subterfuge to pay contractors without increasing his budget. He would make a contract with a private firm to build certain roads or buildings. He would pay no money but sign an agreement to pay for the work on a yearly instalment plan. No money was paid out by the government. And hence nothing showed up on the budget.
 
Actually the government had contracted a debt just as much as if it had issued a bond. But because no money passed, the whole transaction was omitted from the treaury's books. However after making such a contract, each year the government had to find money to pay the yearly instalments which ran from ten to fifty years.
 
In time, as the number of such contracts increased, the number and amount of the yearly payments grew. By 1932 he had obligated the state for 75 billion lire of such contracts. The yearly payments ran into billions. What he did by this means was to conceal from the people the fact that he was plunging the nation ever deeper into debt."

 
Of course, it couldn't happen here.
 

 
In these enlightened times, we have instead the system of PFI (Private Finance Initiatives) so popular with our beloved leader Gordon Brown. As Wikipedia explains, "PFI is used in both central and local government. PFI is not just a different way of borrowing money; the loans are paid back over the period of the PFI scheme by the service provider who is at risk if the service is not delivered to standard throughout. The local authority then procures a partner to carry out the scheme and transfers detailed control, and in theory the risk, in the project to the partner. The cost of this borrowing as a result is higher than normal government borrowing … but does not all appear as borrowing in public accounts.
 
The Private Finance Initiative was begun under the Conservative government of John Major in 1992. It immediately proved controversial, as it was perceived by critics as a back-door form of privatisation. Nonetheless, the Treasury found the scheme advantageous and pushed Labour to adopt it after the 1997 General Election. PFI has continued and, indeed, expanded under Labour. This has been strongly criticised by many trade unions and elements of "Old Labour". The 2002 Labour Party Conference passed a vote against PFI, though this did not change the government's policy
(Now there's a surprise - GOS).
 
… there have been a number of high-profile PFI failures …
 
One of the most shocking examples … is the Mapeley-STEPS deal. Under this deal the buildings of the Inland Revenue and the contract for their maintenance was given to a company based in a tax-haven. Later that year Mapeley hiked their charges well above the public sector cost due to financial problems in other parts of the company. It transpired that if the Revenue didn't pay the higher costs Mapeley was likely to go bankrupt, in which case the buildings would have reverted to Mapeley's bankers, the Royal Bank of Scotland.
 
Another example comes from a government report leaked on 17 June 2005. A new privately financed hospital in Leeds had "breached every section of the fire safety code". The Skye Bridge PFI scheme infamously cost the public £93m (and required the closure of the existing ferry to prevent competition), although it should have cost only £15m to build. A recent BBC Radio 4 investigation into PFI noted the case of Balmoral High School in Northern Ireland due to close because of lack of pupils but whose PFI deal is due to run for another 20 years at the cost of millions of pounds to the taxpayer.
 
Furthermore, the scale of PFI projects in the health & education sectors since 1997 is now having a serious impact on public service budgets. Because the projects are more expensive in the private sector (on average 30% more than if the Government borrowed the money and did the work in the public sector) the payments to the private owners of the PFI schemes are stretching already constricted budgets. Many Health Trusts are in serious difficulty already, and when the level of spending falls in 2007, some may become insolvent.

 
An article in The Guardian describes "Royal Blackburn Hospital as the best and worst example of saving and wasting public money. It qualifies for the cheapest and most expensive cost for replacing a key - £4.26 to £47.48. It also qualifies for the most expensive bill to fit a data point - £398.30 - and the most expensive lock change - £486.54. The cheapest lock fitting was in Calderdale Royal Hospital in Halifax at £30.81. The cost of supplying and fitting electric sockets varied from £302.30 in schools in the Wirral to £30.81 in schools in Kirklees.
 
Three projects which have already been heavily criticised by the NAO as bad value for money - the Norfolk and Norwich hospital, which is too small; the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Woolwich, which had run into financial problems; and Fazakerley prison in Liverpool- come under fire for PFI costs. The government's NHS agenda for change programme, which involved major staff changes, has cost the Woolwich hospital £15m. Fazakerley prison is having to be extended at a cost of £25.3m.
 
Other programmes under fire include the new Croydon Tramlink in South London. The local authority cannot put new trams on the track or change the timetable without renegotiating another PFI contract. Officials do not know the costs of this yet."

 
There's another Guardian article here.
 
Though there does seem to be some similarity between PFI and Il Duce's method of defrauding the public, in every other way the resemblance between inter-war Italy and modern Britain is very slight. Mussolini's state was a fascist dictatorship, and we live in a democracy and, as any fule kno, we enjoy freedoms unknown under a totalitarian regime. For instance …
 
• in a dictatorship you can vote, but your vote doesn't actually make any difference …
 
• in a dictatorship you are spied upon wherever you go, and the authorities keep a dossier of all your activities …
 
• in a dictatorship you can be arrested and punished for saying or even thinking the wrong thing …
 
• in a dictatorship you can be arrested and punished for protesting peacefully ...
 
• in a dictatorship you are kept compliant by propaganda designed to make you fearful, and encourage you to believe that only by giving up your basic freedoms can you be kept safe …
 
• in a dictatorship you run the risk of becoming embroiled in foreign wars for the most cynical of reasons …
 
• in a dictatorship the police don't primarily exist to protect you from law-breakers, but to ensure that you cannot protect yourself against the law …
 
• in a dictatorship the rιgime interferes at every stage of education to ensure that children, and those who teach them, are obedient servants of the state …
 
• in a dictatorship politicians, industrialists, the rich and the beautiful tend to flourish at the expense of the ordinary citizens …
 
So, let's be thankful we live in a democracy, not a dictatorship.
 
Whew, what a relief! Mind you, our beloved leader would look rather cute in one of those berets with an eagle on the front ...
 

 
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