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30th June 09: Such a brilliant book, we're plugging it twice!
30th June 09: Go on, stick your own oar in!
25th June 09: I want a floating duck-house ...
23rd June 09: I dunno, you wait ages for some common-sense and then two come along together ...
20th June 09: Democracy isn't working ...
18th June 09: A brilliant book, essential reading for everyone with half a brain ...
18th June 09: Planning permissions? Depends who you claim to be ...
13th June 09: Jobsworths rampant
13th June 09: Travellers' Tales?
11th June 09: Plus ηa change, plus c'est pareil
5th June 09: Bloody background bloody music too bloody loud!
2nd June 09: Poor Susan Boyle, they didn't let her win. How unfair.
26th May 09: Tch, it's just not good enough - for two pins I'd say something ...
22nd May 09: All the little piggies, snouting in the trough ...
22nd May 09: Wonders will never cease: our legal system gets something right!
21st May 09: To err is human ... and boy, are some of us human?!
18th May 09: Who makes the laws round here, the government or the police?
18th May 09: The Left keep churning out class hatred ...
15th May 09: Freedom Summer - reclaiming our private public life ...
11th May 09: Guilty until proven ... er ... guilty: it's all in the database ...
11th May 09: Ten myths about Global Warming ...
11th May 09: Under Neue Arbeit, only the left are allowed to protest ...
7th May 09: Renewable energy without the hot air. That's a first!
1st May 09: The Family Courts still keeping their secrets ...
30th April 09: 'Girl, 13, already has cough'
29th April 09: Us oldies could rule the world, if we only realised it ...
28th April 09: Now it's illegal to be ordinary ...
28th April 09: If you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear ...
28th April 09: Why the hell do we still listen to scientists?
26th April 09: A national newspaper ought to be able to simple sums, shouldn't it?
26th April 09: What other countries think of our repressive society ...
15th April 09: Please note: this story is NOT funny, all right?
14th April 09: The NHS: if a cowboy builder gave this level of service he'd be on Watchdog ...
11th April 09: ... a new website you just HAVE to see ...
11th April 09: All the fat little piggies with their fat little snouts in the trough ...
10th April 09: Yet more tales of legalised kidnap by the social workers' kangaroo courts ...
31st March 09: It's not just us, then ...
30th March 09: This is OUR money you're spending, you bastards!
30th March 09: The democratic right to bully and bullshit ...
25th March 09: Irish terrorists get better treatment than teachers ...
25th March 09: The mathematics of success ...
25th March 09: Are these fat pigs the shape of Britain to come?
25th March 09: A drunk woman isn't responsible for her actions but a drunk man is?
20th March 09: A small victory for the sheep ...
19th March 09: Is this the worst film ever? One reviewer thinks so.
16th March 09: One voice of sense in a lunatic crisis ...
13th March 09: Why more equal societies almost always do better
12th March 09: The great Global Warming scam marches on. Here's the latest ...
12th March 09: Arbitrary powers of arrest - sign the petition now
11th March 09: Halifax, your caring local bank ...
11th March 09: The spy who COULDN'T love me. Or walk, even ...
11th March 09: Why we won't be watching or giving on Friday night.
11th March 09: Education, education, education. Yeah, right.
11th March 09: But sometimes the sun does shine ...
9th March 09: No, honesty is definitely NOT the best policy ...
9th March 09: Some people have nicer houses than others. How unfair.
9th March 09: Wonderful things, targets. As long as you don't have to meet 'em yourself.
8th March 09: Too many accidents? Just cut the speed limit until we all grind to a halt. That'll fix it.
1st March 09: One rule for the rich and famous, another for everyone else ...
28th February 09: Another great scientific leap forward ...
28th February 09: Chief Police Officers going into business for themselves ...
26th February 09: The WI fighting to legalise prostitution. Now there's a surprise.
26th February 09: Time to go, McGordon McBroon ...
24th February 09: Just what is it that these people DO for all their money?
22nd February 09: Now all photography could be illegal ...
20th February 09: Now even our security chiefs are worried about Stasi Britain
15th February 09: Concentrating on the REALLY important things ...
15th February 09: Do not read this page. It's offensive and probably illegal.
15th February 09: Those bush-fires; all our fault. Now there's a surprise ...
13th February 09: This is how Captain Grumpy spends his weekends ...
11th February 09: Our privacy and why we should be fighting for it ...
9th February 09: If cars were as up-to-date as computers ...
8th February 09: It's all in the database. So are you.
7th February 09: Is the UN becoming a racist organisation advocating genocide?
7th February 09: Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell-Douglas military aircraft ...
7th February 09: words of wisdom from the US military - now there's a first!
5th February 09: If someone has a face like a horse, what's wrong with saying so? Rudeness apart, of course ...
29th January 09: ... oh no, first it was the polar bears and now it's the penguins ...
29th January 09: ... oh no, first it was the polar bears and now it's the penguins ...
26th January 09: ... readers' comments on low-energy light-bulb bollox ...
26th January 09: ... has the BBC done something right for a change?
25th January 09: ... is citizenship a right or a privilege?
25th January 09: ... lies, lies and damned statistics ...
24th January 09: ... just lie, and lie, and lie again ...
24th January 09: ... something fishy going on in Cornwall ...
24th January 09: ... Freedom of Information as a tool for the government?
24th January 09: ... this is the way the money goes, money goes, money goes ...
15th January 09: ... and on the first day, man invented God ...
14th January 09: Every crime's a sex crime now, it seems ...
14th January 09: The Met Office gets it wrong again, but congratulates itself anyway ...
8th January 09: Those bloodthirsty Israelis, murdering innocent children ...
8th January 09: See ourselves as others see us. And our kids ...
8th January 09: Now Yahoo! joins the ranks of the internet spies ...
8th January 09: More bias from the BBC. No surprise there, then ...
7th January 09: Once again terrorism is an excuse for official bullying ...
27th December 08: Why we'll never understand the credit crunch ...
24th December 08: We're all motorists. How come we hate ourselves so much?
24th December 08: Scientists - not the greatest fortune tellers ...
23rd December 08: Official who terrorised innocent family gets a taste of her own medicine ...
22nd December 08: A Merry Christmas to All Our Readers ...
14th December 08: Democracy? Don't kid yourselves ...
9th December 08: Once again, they're out to get you through your kids. Or to get your kids ...
9th December 08: family fights back against social workers' lies ...
7th December 08: It's nice to get a bit of feedback occasionally ...
7th December 08: You just don't know which lying bastard to believe, do you?
6th December 08: A mistake is not a crime, however serious the consequences ...
5th December 08: Nu-Labour jackboots on the march again ...
5th December 08: If only people would STOP thinking about the children all the time ...
5th December 08: The police cock it up again ...
4th December 08: Arr, Jim lad! ...

 

 
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As regular readers will know, we at Grumpy Old Sod are particularly fond of John Ray's websites. John is an Australian university professor who has taken on himself the enormous task of documenting certain facets of modern society with his many websites, which include …
 
… "Tongue Tied" - accounts of many attacks on free speech around the world …
 
… "Dissecting Leftism" - politics from a conservative standpoint …
 
… "Greenie Watch" - the dafter side of environmental issues …
 
… "PC Watch" which includes some quite horrendous stories of the effect unbridled political correctness is having on ordinary people's lives …
 
… and best of all, "Eye on Britain" which scans the British press every day for the most important and interesting stories. We find this particularly useful because it saves us having to read the damn newspapers ourselves.
 
So it goes against the grain, really, to point out that for once John has fallen down on the job and made a couple of comments that betray a certain ignorance of the real state of affairs in this country.
 
Last Friday he reported as follows …
 
Education in England could soon become "Orwellian" under a regime of targets, testing, tables, inspections and observation, teachers' leaders warn. Julia Neal, president of the Association of Teachers and Lecturers, said this was the likely outcome of over-measured, over-monitored schools. The focus is on tests and targets, not personalised learning, she told her union's annual conference in Torquay. Ms Neal imagined a sinister future with CCTV surveillance in every classroom.
 
Ms Neal - a history teacher in Torquay Grammar School for Girls - imagines the world in 2013, when children are tested on a rolling basis and take regular mock tests to make sure they are ready for the real ones. "Failure to demonstrate a year-on-year improvement in pass rates would be just too embarrassing," she says. The new Ministry of Trust puts so much faith in teachers' professional assessments of their pupils it deploys inspectors to visit schools, "just to help out". "Luckily for the inspectors, CCTV is now obligatory in schools so they can watch teachers in action at any time, without prior notice. "After all, inspectors are there to offer support, just like a family member, perhaps - just like a big brother."
 
… teachers did not object to being observed teaching a class. But they wanted to have a professional dialogue about the process with a suitably qualified colleague - not "a malevolent observer" who might pick out one or two classroom interactions and draw a conclusion just from those. Excessive monitoring stifled creativity and the enjoyment of teaching and learning, Ms Neal said.

 
All right, Ms.Neal probably went a little over the top with her suggestion of an Orwellian degree of centralised control of schools. But there is no denying that schools these days are bedevilled and beset with unnecessary targets, testing, paperwork and government interference at every level. All teachers want is to be left alone to get on with the job, which is teaching stuff to children, without being interrupted every five minutes to be told how to do it or that they're doing it wrong, or to fill in a form to explain exactly how they're doing it, or to attend an appraisal meeting to see if they're doing it properly, or to test the class to see if they've learned it yet.
 
So it was rather galling to read John's headline "British education "Orwellian" say lazy teachers". You'd have thought someone of his intelligence and background would be the last to fall for the old "if you don't agree with me you must be malevolent or stupid" clichι. You know how it goes - "if you're not in favour of speed cameras you must be in favour of killing little children", or "if you don't think paedophiles should be publicly castrated you must be in favour of child abuse".
 
It's not lazy, John, to want to get on with your job. If anything, it's the opposite. And then you went on to say "They hate having their competence judged. They would not last 5 minutes in business". Spoken like a commercial traveller, John.
 
Anyone who has ever tried to (a) have a kitchen fitted by B&Q, (b) persuade a Peugeot main dealer that it's really not normal for black oily drops of water to come out the air-conditioning, (c) get Barclaycard to admit that they might have made a mistake, or (d) get any sense at all out of British Gas, will be able to imagine that a teacher as ineffective and muddle-headed as many people who hide behind their desks in business, wouldn't last five minutes in the classroom. Just how forgiving does John imagine a class of 14-year-olds to be?
 
Sadly, the very next day John moved a little further away from reality when he reported on schools' minister Jim Knight's Road to Damascus experience about class sizes …
 
British politician glimpses the reality of class sizes
 
And teachers refuse to acknowledge what the evidence has long shown - that LARGER classes are fine
 
A schools minister was yesterday heckled by teachers after he backed larger class sizes and suggested that it could be "perfectly acceptable" to teach maths to pupils in classes of up to 70.
 
Jim Knight said he had seen a "perfectly acceptable" maths class in Telford of 70 pupils working well in a large room with three or four teaching assistants. "There was good learning going on," he said.

 
The GOS himself was a teacher once. He began his career in an East End secondary modern school, teaching a class of 49 14-year-olds. Only six or seven years older than the pupils, straight from college, with only a very perfunctory one-year training course behind him and no experience at all, it was a bloody miracle he got out alive, frankly. There certainly wasn't much "good learning" going on.
 
It is completely obvious to anyone with more than the one brain cell required of a government minister that the bigger the class, the less likely it will be that children will receive the individual attention they need, or that discipline will be satisfactorily maintained, or that either children or teacher will feel the lesson to be a useful and satisfying experience. A few outstanding teachers might manage it. A few outstanding head teachers might be able and prepared to deliver the extra classroom assistants to make it work.
 
But this is an imperfect world. Heads have limited budgets. The extra staff won't be forthcoming. And not all teachers are outstanding - most are competent, but that's not the same thing. You can't magically turn your entire workforce into outstanding and gifted teachers, however much you might want to and however co-operative they are. In business, every office has its share of slackers, of competent and conscientious plodders. If John thinks that isn't true, well … he wouldn't last five minutes in business!
 
And as for his suggestion about "the evidence" - well, his link leads nowhere useful, and we suspect this evidence is rather like the evidence which "proves once and for all" that man-made Global Warming is about to fry us to a crisp. In other words, it ain't evidence at all, just a slanted and politically useful interpretation of a few statistics.
 
Sorry, John. You're a great bloke and you run great websites, and we hope you continue to do so for a long time. But your prejudice against school teachers is showing. "Some good work this term, but must do better if he is to achieve a satisfactory result in the examination …"
 

 

 
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