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9th November 08: That lorry-driver joke on Top Gear ...
8th November 08: A parable for our times, from master-blogger Leg-Iron ...
8th November 08: Big Brother looking over our shoulders as we write ...
7th November 08: Are we Latin it all get on top of us?
3rd November 08: Instead of reducing CO2, should we be increasing it?
3rd November 08: Common sense? Not in Wales, boyo ...
3rd November 08: now it seems black policemen are racist and proud of it. Yep, that makes sense.
3rd November 08: You'd think by now the government would have given up on ID cards. But there's nobody as stubborn as a truly weak-minded man ...
19th October 08: Weak in the head and totally stuffed. Sorry, Gary ...
16th October 08: The war against the motorist continues apace ...
16th October 08: An extra Wanker of the Week ...
13th October 08: Stone the crows, is GW scepticism becoming respectable?
12th October 08: Is A.A.Gill the Grumpiest Old Sod of all?
10th October 08: A smack a day keeps the hoodies away ...
9th October 08: The credit crunch - is it all the EU's fault?
4th October 08: In case we think our weather's been bad ...
3rd October 08: Never mind the credit crunch, what about my bin?
28th September 08: A hint of things to come from the Labour Party Conference
17th September 08: Just when you thought it was safe to go to the toilet ...
16th September 08: A nation's prurient fascination with child sex ...
16th September 08: At last a proper debate on immigration seems possible. Not before time ...
16th September 08: The global warmings fraudsters are on the back foot, which is why they squeak so loud ...
16th September 08: Americans. Bloody mad, the lot of 'em ...
13th September 08: Not quite the Daily Mail's finest hour...
13th September 08: Twelve good men and true? Twelve gullible morons would be more like it ...
6th September 08: Are we having fun yet? How the hell should I know?
6th September 08: Common sense from a real person. How refreshing
6th September 08: Come on, admit it, you've always wanted to do this ...
5th September 08: It's official - recycling is a load of bollocks after all ...
5th September 08: An American view of our surveillance society ...
19th August 08: How the Tories' green agenda backfired ...
18th August 08: We may be doing well in Beijing, but at home it's a different story ...
14th August 08: Local authorities' godlike status dented by Ombudsperson ...
14th August 08: A night out in sunny Morpeth? That's asking for trouble ...
13th August 08: An ingenious new idea in crime detection (except it won't work)
12th August 08: Oh frabjous day, callooh, callay, the BBC gets something right for a change...
17th April 08: Things we'd love to see ...
11th August 08: Whoever you are, you can always say no ...
8th August 08: The police state is less than a year away. We need to act NOW!
7th August 08: How to solve Global Warming and save the NHS in one stroke ...
3rd August 08: Why must the BBC cheapen everything it touches?
29th July 08: What should we do when the police let us down?
27th July 08: Words of wisdom from an anonymous pundit ...
26th July 08: All right, it's more global warming bollox, so sue me ...
26th July 08: So now all television programmes must be balanced? Dream on!
24th July 08: Our vision of a Green future ...
22nd July 08: George Monbiot - just snob, simple as that
21st July 08: Just once in a while, someone realises the ridiculous mistakes we've made ...
20th July 08: the lunatics are taking over the asylum ...
15th July 08: Small acts of heroism ...
14th July 08: How the Labour government helps its friends ...
8th July 08: Now our top judge wants to sell out to the mullahs ...
8th July 08: Neither government nor opposition have a clue what to do about knives ...
8th July 08: You can't start too soon, apparently ...
7th July 08: New book describes the lies they tell to scare us ...
6th July 08: Now it's official: Global Warming really IS our fault ...
27th June 08: Harriet Harman's finest hour ...
26th June 08: Climate sense from an MP? Now there's a first!
26th June 08: Democracy shafted by the EU ...
20th June 08: Why the NHS is sh*t ...
14th June 08: What a good job we have the wisdom of the UN to tell us what we're doing wrong ...
13th June 08: A man of principle or a disgruntled loser? Who cares?
10th June 08: Yet another council refusing to do the job they're paid for ...
10th June 08: The Daily Mail on how to be a man ...
6th June 08: The RSPCA - cruel to children, fatal to animals ...
4th June 08: Common-sense from Yorkshire, and complete nonsense from academics
2nd June 08: Yet more gross injustice from the British court system
2nd June 08: envy and spite in the NHS
29th May 08: an American view of Gordon Broon's greenie government ...
28th May 08: 'I vill say zis only vunce ...'

 

 
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NO2ID - Stop ID cards and the database state

 

 

 

 

 
The ID Card scheme is not just a harmless new bit of plastic in your wallet. It requires a massive and intrusive database that will change the nature of UK citizenship and shift the balance of power even further away from the citizen to the State. Showing your ID Card to officials - any officials, anywhere, from local government jobsworths at the town hall to security grunts at the airport or railway station, from the litter warden in the street to the nice receptionist at the doctor's - will become a normal part of British life.
 
With the National Identity Register and ID Card, the Government will control your identity. It will decide who you are. Although you will be responsible - on pain of fines or imprisonment - for ensuring the information is accurate, you won't be able to change it if it is wrong.
 
Government computer systems are a catalogue of disaster, yet this is to be the biggest and most complicated government computer scheme ever, anywhere. Hands up all those who think it's going to work perfectly?
 
The cost will be astronomical. At present the minimum cost is projected to equal six Millenium Domes, and that estimate has doubled since 2004. And it only counts Home Office costs, not penalties for errors or the cost of policing it. Taxpayers and businesses will be forced to pay for special scanners in doctors' surgeries, benefit offices, banks and even hotels.
 
Nor will the scheme achieve its alleged goals - and I use the word "alleged" because it is patent that the government knows full well the Card will be ineffective in fighting terrorism or crime, so they must want to put it in place for purposes of demographic control. Stalin may be long dead, but his spirit lives on in New Labour.
 
Terrorists and illegal immigrants will be able to access false ID Cards because there has never been a card or passport yet that can't be forged - why the government think theirs will be any different is one of life's deeper mysteries. Recent newspaper reports have already shown that the new biometric passports have been cloned while the ink is still wet - see also here, here, here and here. In fact having a single master document like the ID Card will actually make identity theft easier, not harder.
 
The former Home Secretary, Charles Clarke, admitted that ID cards would not have prevented the 7 July 2005 bombings in London, saying: 'I doubt if it would have made a difference'. In Spain ID cards are compulsory, but they did not stop the Madrid bombings in March 2004.
 
ID cards won't prevent illegal immigration: foreign visitors will not have to have an ID card if before disappearing into the back streets of Bradford they say they're not going to stay in the UK for more than three months.
 
ID cards won't prevent human trafficking: ID cards are no substitute for a border police force and proper checks on people entering and leaving the country. In 1998, the Government abolished border controls, but its replacement, a computer-based e-borders scheme will not be fully installed until 2014.
 
And the system will inevitably go wrong. Data will be lost. The wrong details will be ascribed to the wrong people - and putting it right will be a nightmare, though not for the government, obviously. Even now about 100 innocent people a month are being condemned as criminals and banned from working with children because of mistakes by the Criminal Records Bureau. ID Cards will be scanned several times a day.
 
And there are more sinister dangers than simple error. Animal rights terrorists have already infiltrated the DVLA and stolen drivers' details. The DVLA sells drivers' details to private firms. What makes us think the National Identity Register will be any different?
 
Worse still is news of a proposed EU police force which will, no doubt, be entitled to access all the information on your ID Card and will then lose it, sell it or otherwise spray it all over Bulgaria, Romania, Czechoslovakia, the Ukraine, Russia and points East.
 
I suppose there are still a few deluded idiots who remain capable of saying "I've done nothing wrong so I've nothing to fear". The answer is simple: if you've done nothing wrong, why should you be tagged and registered like a cow?
 
Although it is currently playing the issue down, the government has announced that the ID Scheme will be starting with foreign residents this year, and everyone else in 2009. In one year's time, all your personal details will be gathered together in one place, accessible to a multitude of petty officials who have a right to it, and probably to the fraudsters and activists who haven't. Welcome to the Brave New World.
 
The highly effective (though let's face it, not effective enough so far!) No2ID Campaign need to step up their activities at this dangerous time. They are appealing for donations and for new members. The GOS has joined, and so should you. We all need to do something before it's too late.
 
NO2ID - Stop ID cards and the database state

 

 
The GOS says: While it's some consolation to know that the Conservatives have undertaken to scrap ID Cards when they come to power, we can't rely on this. By then, it'll be too late: your details will already be in the public domain. ID Card or no ID Card, there'll be no going back to the halcyon days when your own business was your own business and your life wasn't a commodity to be bought, sold and pawed over by a bunch of lowlifes in a Prague tower-block.
 

 
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