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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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For several years we at GOS have been staunch supporters of the No2ID Campaign. It originally started to fight against Labour's proposed ID cards. That battle seems to have been won, though we shouldn't be surprised if we don't have to do it all again, especially if Labour ever get elected while Harriet Harperson, The Unthinking Man's Strumpet, is still active.
 
In the meantime, No2ID have found a new threat. We think they're right, and we think their new campaign deserves all the publicity we can give it ...

 

 
THE STATE ISN'T GOING TO READ ALL YOUR EMAIL - IT'S WORSE THAN THAT
The last few weeks have seen the government officially acknowledge plans to monitor the online activities of every UK resident, as part of something now called the 'Communications Data Development Programme'. We have been here before: Jacqui Smith was promoting something similar, the 'Intercept Modernisation Programme' back in 2009.
 
The idea is to make all internet and telecoms providers monitor and store more details of mobile and internet use by their customers, and install ‘black boxes' in their datacentres to allow direct access by government departments to the records.
 
What does this mean?
This is popularly called 'the government reading everyone's emails' - and dramatised by strange protests such as copying all mail to the Home Secretary, or putting the word 'bomb' in every message. But that's a misunderstanding. Traffic data tells a different story to reading mail. And a much more detailed one: who you contact, how, where from, for how long, what you read and watch, what games you play, what you search for; all your online and telephone habits and most of the technical details of your equipment and software.
 
As Sir Tim Berners-Lee put it talking to the Guardian: "The amount of control you have over somebody if you can monitor internet activity is amazing. You get to know every detail, you get to know, in a way, more intimate details about their life than any person that they talk to because often people will confide in the internet as they find their way through medical websites … “ (see the full article here)
 
And, because officially it is not message content, then, like the more limited set of information already retained, all such data could be obtained and used without a warrant. There are already over 500,000 data requests a year. All of them are self-authorised by the investigating organisations.
 
What can be done?
We think the Home Office has been surprised by the public backlash. MPs other than the usual dissidents from both the Liberal Democrat and the Conservative parties have criticised the proposals, with a group of 150 Liberal Democrat activists signing a letter to Nick Clegg suggesting a rebellion within the party.
 
No2ID urges caution. The government has not dropped the plans. It is now saying that there will be a draft bill and ‘widespread consultation' rather than immediate legislation. There is no sign of any real contrition from the Home Office. This is after all not a new plan. (And we all know that “consultation” can mean anything they want it to. Remember how the Post Office “consulted” us before ignoring our views and closing our post offices?)
 
What you can do
To stall these plans would be something. But a permanent gain for privacy would involve proper oversight of the process. Some interception is inevitable, but it should be part of a clear investigation with good reason. So our response is simple: NO DATA WITHOUT A WARRANT
 
The existing law, the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2001, should be altered so that communications data may be obtained or monitored where a judge or magistrate accepts there is a case for it and grants a warrant. Please take the time to write to your MP individually and ask them to press for this straightforward safeguard. Your individual letter to your representative is far more powerful than signing a petition or addressing ministers or departments of state (who cannot directly listen - they are employed to defend policy).
 

 
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