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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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Western democracy, our cherished way of life and our traditional institutions have never been under any threat from terrorists. What did these lunatics expect to achieve by bombing London Underground? Did they seriously think that because they'd callously killed a few of us, we'd all stop going to work, that our children would stay home from school, that we'd be too scared to vote in the next election, that we'd give up going to the library or the shops, that football grounds would be deserted and Mrs.GOS would spend her days hiding in the cupboard under the stairs? Hitler, the Kaiser and Napoleon couldn't manage it. Why should a few sad, ignorant little nutters in hoodies think they could do any better?
 
Ah, but they had a secret weapon, didn't they?
 
No, not Osama Binliner. Not Captain Hookza, either. It was Tony Bliar, the terrorists' friend.
 
Mark my words, the real enemy is our own government. From the upper-class tradition of fox-hunting to the working-class tradition of a pint and a fag on a Saturday night, from supporting torture in American concentration-camps to getting embroiled in embarrassing and illegal adventures in Iraq and Afghanistan, from robbing our elected representatives in local councils of the right they exercise on our behalf to run schools to dictating what we can and cannot say about religion, race and consequently politics, our democracy and our way of life are under comprehensive attack from those we elected to serve us. Muffled and confused by having his head stuck so far up Bush's backside, Tony Bliar is thrashing about and causing us damage.
 
Today we hear it confirmed that our legal system has become completely subservient to the Americans. If the Americans want to prosecute and imprison a British subject, they no longer have to have any evidence - they simply have to ask for him to be extradited*, as three British bank-workers have just found to their cost. There was a time when one of the primary functions of our government was to protect its citizens, but evidently those days are past. It would be fairer to say that the primary function of Bliar's government is to persecute its citizens.
 
So congratulations, Osama Binliner. You've won. You wanted to threaten democracy, and under threat it certainly is. Not bad for a bearded weirdy who lives in a cave and wears a nightshirt all the time.
 
Here's a quote from Simon Jenkins, who puts it much better than I can. Well, he uses posher words, anyway:
 
"There never was a terrorist threat to western civilisation or democracy, ony to western lives and property. The threat becomes systemic only when democracy loses its confidence and when its leaders are weak, as now. Terror attacks are for the police. For George Bush and Blair to demand a "long war" against Bin Laden and, by implication, a long suppression of civil liberty is ludicrous. Western civilisation is not some simpering weakling that cowers before a fanatic's might, pleading for leaders to protect it by all means, however illegal. It has been proof against Islamic expansionism since the 17th Century. It is not at risk."
 
* The EU has adopted the principle of the "European Arrest Warrant", whereby if a court in one EU country issues an order for the arrest of someone in another EU country, the second country is required to hand the suspect over, no questions asked. And the EU has signed a treaty giving America the same powers. It would be interesting to know what would happen if we issued an arrest warrant for someone in America, but then that isn't likely to happen, is it, as we haven't taken on the mantle of the World's Policeman? However, only 8 out of 15 EU countries have so far ratified the EAW system. Germany recently refused to hand over to Spain a suspected terrorist because they said the EAW wasn't legal in Germany. As usual, po-faced politically-correct Britain is almost the only country to take EU rules and regulations seriously.
 

 
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