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30th June 09: Go on, stick your own oar in!
25th June 09: I want a floating duck-house ...
23rd June 09: I dunno, you wait ages for some common-sense and then two come along together ...
20th June 09: Democracy isn't working ...
18th June 09: A brilliant book, essential reading for everyone with half a brain ...
18th June 09: Planning permissions? Depends who you claim to be ...
13th June 09: Jobsworths rampant
13th June 09: Travellers' Tales?
11th June 09: Plus ça change, plus c'est pareil
5th June 09: Bloody background bloody music too bloody loud!
2nd June 09: Poor Susan Boyle, they didn't let her win. How unfair.
26th May 09: Tch, it's just not good enough - for two pins I'd say something ...
22nd May 09: All the little piggies, snouting in the trough ...
22nd May 09: Wonders will never cease: our legal system gets something right!
21st May 09: To err is human ... and boy, are some of us human?!
18th May 09: Who makes the laws round here, the government or the police?
18th May 09: The Left keep churning out class hatred ...
15th May 09: Freedom Summer - reclaiming our private public life ...
11th May 09: Guilty until proven ... er ... guilty: it's all in the database ...
11th May 09: Ten myths about Global Warming ...
11th May 09: Under Neue Arbeit, only the left are allowed to protest ...
7th May 09: Renewable energy without the hot air. That's a first!
1st May 09: The Family Courts still keeping their secrets ...
30th April 09: 'Girl, 13, already has cough'
29th April 09: Us oldies could rule the world, if we only realised it ...
28th April 09: Now it's illegal to be ordinary ...
28th April 09: If you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear ...
28th April 09: Why the hell do we still listen to scientists?
26th April 09: A national newspaper ought to be able to simple sums, shouldn't it?
26th April 09: What other countries think of our repressive society ...
15th April 09: Please note: this story is NOT funny, all right?
14th April 09: The NHS: if a cowboy builder gave this level of service he'd be on Watchdog ...
11th April 09: ... a new website you just HAVE to see ...
11th April 09: All the fat little piggies with their fat little snouts in the trough ...
10th April 09: Yet more tales of legalised kidnap by the social workers' kangaroo courts ...
31st March 09: It's not just us, then ...
30th March 09: This is OUR money you're spending, you bastards!
30th March 09: The democratic right to bully and bullshit ...
25th March 09: Irish terrorists get better treatment than teachers ...
25th March 09: The mathematics of success ...
25th March 09: Are these fat pigs the shape of Britain to come?
25th March 09: A drunk woman isn't responsible for her actions but a drunk man is?
20th March 09: A small victory for the sheep ...
19th March 09: Is this the worst film ever? One reviewer thinks so.
16th March 09: One voice of sense in a lunatic crisis ...
13th March 09: Why more equal societies almost always do better
12th March 09: The great Global Warming scam marches on. Here's the latest ...
12th March 09: Arbitrary powers of arrest - sign the petition now
11th March 09: Halifax, your caring local bank ...
11th March 09: The spy who COULDN'T love me. Or walk, even ...
11th March 09: Why we won't be watching or giving on Friday night.
11th March 09: Education, education, education. Yeah, right.
11th March 09: But sometimes the sun does shine ...
9th March 09: No, honesty is definitely NOT the best policy ...
9th March 09: Some people have nicer houses than others. How unfair.
9th March 09: Wonderful things, targets. As long as you don't have to meet 'em yourself.
8th March 09: Too many accidents? Just cut the speed limit until we all grind to a halt. That'll fix it.
1st March 09: One rule for the rich and famous, another for everyone else ...
28th February 09: Another great scientific leap forward ...
28th February 09: Chief Police Officers going into business for themselves ...
26th February 09: The WI fighting to legalise prostitution. Now there's a surprise.
26th February 09: Time to go, McGordon McBroon ...
24th February 09: Just what is it that these people DO for all their money?
22nd February 09: Now all photography could be illegal ...
20th February 09: Now even our security chiefs are worried about Stasi Britain
15th February 09: Concentrating on the REALLY important things ...
15th February 09: Do not read this page. It's offensive and probably illegal.
15th February 09: Those bush-fires; all our fault. Now there's a surprise ...
13th February 09: This is how Captain Grumpy spends his weekends ...
11th February 09: Our privacy and why we should be fighting for it ...
9th February 09: If cars were as up-to-date as computers ...
8th February 09: It's all in the database. So are you.
7th February 09: Is the UN becoming a racist organisation advocating genocide?
7th February 09: Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell-Douglas military aircraft ...
7th February 09: words of wisdom from the US military - now there's a first!
5th February 09: If someone has a face like a horse, what's wrong with saying so? Rudeness apart, of course ...
29th January 09: ... oh no, first it was the polar bears and now it's the penguins ...
29th January 09: ... oh no, first it was the polar bears and now it's the penguins ...
26th January 09: ... readers' comments on low-energy light-bulb bollox ...
26th January 09: ... has the BBC done something right for a change?
25th January 09: ... is citizenship a right or a privilege?
25th January 09: ... lies, lies and damned statistics ...
24th January 09: ... just lie, and lie, and lie again ...
24th January 09: ... something fishy going on in Cornwall ...
24th January 09: ... Freedom of Information as a tool for the government?
24th January 09: ... this is the way the money goes, money goes, money goes ...
15th January 09: ... and on the first day, man invented God ...
14th January 09: Every crime's a sex crime now, it seems ...
14th January 09: The Met Office gets it wrong again, but congratulates itself anyway ...
8th January 09: Those bloodthirsty Israelis, murdering innocent children ...
8th January 09: See ourselves as others see us. And our kids ...
8th January 09: Now Yahoo! joins the ranks of the internet spies ...
8th January 09: More bias from the BBC. No surprise there, then ...
7th January 09: Once again terrorism is an excuse for official bullying ...
27th December 08: Why we'll never understand the credit crunch ...
24th December 08: We're all motorists. How come we hate ourselves so much?
24th December 08: Scientists - not the greatest fortune tellers ...
23rd December 08: Official who terrorised innocent family gets a taste of her own medicine ...
22nd December 08: A Merry Christmas to All Our Readers ...
14th December 08: Democracy? Don't kid yourselves ...
9th December 08: Once again, they're out to get you through your kids. Or to get your kids ...
9th December 08: family fights back against social workers' lies ...
7th December 08: It's nice to get a bit of feedback occasionally ...
7th December 08: You just don't know which lying bastard to believe, do you?
6th December 08: A mistake is not a crime, however serious the consequences ...
5th December 08: Nu-Labour jackboots on the march again ...
5th December 08: If only people would STOP thinking about the children all the time ...
5th December 08: The police cock it up again ...
4th December 08: Arr, Jim lad! ...

 

 
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14th December 2007
 
Anti-speed-camera campaigner Paul Smith died last night aged 52.
 

The founder of the website SafeSpeed is believed to have suffered a stroke or heart attack at his home in Fife, Scotland. He had suffered two earlier heart attacks including one this summer.
 
Smith's work exposing failures of speed cameras had made him a respected and credible authority quoted frequently in national press. Claire Armstrong, his partner of 22 years, said she planned to take over the running of the website.
 
She said he was talking on the phone when he "suddenly took some deeps breaths and stopped responding … either he had a stroke or a vital artery became blocked."
 
As John Josephs writes, "His knowledge of and commitment to road safety was second to none. He was always able to support his strongly held views with rational arguments. Even his opponents respected him even if they didn't agree with his views. He will be a great loss to road safety", while motorcyclist "Kawasakibiker" says "Drivers and riders need a voice, and Paul was that voice".
 
(Our thanks to Motorcycle News for the above).
 
Many of us have known for a long time Paul Smith's excellent and tireless work towards a sane and common-sense approach to road safety. He was a superb advocate for motorists and motorcyclists (and let's face it, that's almost all of us) against the self-serving so-called "experts" of the Road Safety Industry and the blinkered loonies of those campaign groups that would rejoice to see us all walking the streets wearing clogs.
 
Of course his views aroused strong emotions in many people - just take a look at the SafeSpeed discussion page on Wikipedia, which appears to have been taken over by rug-chewing cyclists with too much time on their hands. But a perusal of the SafeSpeed website will reveal that he really did express the opinions and beliefs of the majority of British road-users. He will be much missed.
 

 
The GOS says: Silly haircut, though.
 
Still, when one door closes, another one opens. Reported in the Times today that French police are hunting a "guerrilla" organisation that is blowing up speed cameras and demanding a ransom from the State. They are taking seriously claims from the Nationalist Revolutionary Army Faction (FNAR) that it is responsible for the destruction of six radar installations on roads in the Paris region over the past six months.
 
The latest attempted attack was on Tuesday on a motorway close to the village of Baillet-en-France, 20 miles north of the capital. The device, consisting of a bundle of explosive and a timer, did not detonate. It was spotted by a road maintenance team and defused after police closed the motorway for five hours.
 
The FNAR, which also calls itself the National Anti-Radar Front, is reported to be demanding a significant sum of money to halt the attacks, as well as tax cuts and less rigorous enforcement of the law on the roads.
 
The group sent its demands to the Interior Ministry in October. Worded in the grandiose jargon of 1970s revolutionary groups, it complained about the oppression of "the owner State which robs its citizens". The police said they did not know if they were dealing with one person or a group, "but either way, this is dangerous stuff".
 
Dozens of France's 1,100 roadside speed cameras have been destroyed or vandalised since they were introduced in 2003 - later than in most neighbouring countries. Many believe they were created to fill the state coffers with tens of millions of euros in fines a year.
 
Meanwhile the speed camera less than a mile from Chez Grumpy which was burned out six weeks ago has still not been replaced. If they were seriously concerned with preventing road accidents, you'd have thought they might have acted a little quicker, wouldn't you?
 
Mind you, in those six weeks there's been a significant absence of any incidents whatever. I rest my case.

 

 
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