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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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A rant sent to us by Robert Kyle. He wrote it some time ago and certainly before the election and change of government. If that makes any difference at all ...
 

 
We Brits seem to have lost our sense of nationality and our deep-rooted origins somewhere among all the dumbed-down television and immigration control. I suppose this is better than raping and pillaging foreign countries for their wealth and making it ours ... but wait a minute, sugar, we’re still doing that - just look at oil rich Iraq! We bombed hell out the place then came along like good Samaritans and offered to rebuild it all. Not for free of course; nope, we’re taking their oil!
 
How many people did Saddam Hussein kill? I ain’t sure, I never met the guy. But I can be certain that his total is far below that of British and American forces who were, and still are, there to free and liberate the place. Democracy? You’re having a laugh!
 
And what about Afghanistan? Why would we possibly want to go sticking our noses in there? Sure, we had those terrorist bombings and we can’t tolerate that - but just for one minute turn the situation around and pretend you’re an Afghan: entire communities have been wiped out by us foreigners and our fancy bombs! Who are the bigger terrorists, us or them?
 
I am by no means condoning the terror attacks around the world but proportionally they are completely off-kilter. One thing you should not even consider is the strategic position of the country and the need for a lovely oil pipeline …
 
OK, so I mention the two little ‘wars’ that seem to be happening at present … as usual, it’s we who are the victors, but only because the majority of the opposition are fighting with sticks and stones. That, though, is their own fault. (Yes, I'm sure we'd have been only too happy to sell them guns. We sell to everyone else, so why not? - GOS)
 
Rather than wallowing in war stories and conspiracies, let's move on to things that are more interesting. It really isn’t hard to pick and choose an area to focus attention on, as every single thing on the planet seems to be broken or doomed. The politicians, in between making expenses claims, are on the television on an hourly basis bleating about a need for this camera and that database and more police officers and tighter controls.
 
If you were new to the country, had passed your ‘Britishness Test’ and were given the keys to your residence then no doubt you would at some point see a television. With your translator keeping you up to date with the news you would quickly barricade the doors and never venture out! You would know, like the rest of us, that our own country is under siege. Not from terrorists or aliens but from politically correct individuals who simply need to raise awareness of every single conceivable thing which may or may not affect our quality of life.
 
It is no longer a matter of whether it directly affects our lives or not. It has evolved (just like a 'flu virus) into something which ‘might’ affect our lives or has affected someone else’s and is coming to a place near you shortly. It’s no longer a case of dealing with issues as they happen or even trying to prevent things from happening through insight and ingenuity. That all disappeared with the decent BBC television back in the early 1990s … what we have instead is a bunch of scared individuals who spend their time coming up with ever creative ways in which to inflict their own miseries on everyone else.
 
Now I, like most other people, could take this seriously if it genuinely was people caring for our welfare - but somewhere in amongst it all is an accountant. These people fall under many guises in this current climate but at the end of the day they are people who, basically, do the sums. Every single thing that happens in modern life has a ‘cost’ attached to it. Every thing that you or I do has to generate money for someone, somewhere. Every Government initiative has to be ‘self financing’. You may at this point question why we pay taxes ‘directly’ to the coffers when there are that many ‘stealth taxes’ floating around …
 
What I am getting to in the end is that ‘JUSTICE’ needs to pay for itself. If you go to court and represent yourself then you are limiting the money to be made by lawyers. It doesn’t matter that you can convey the correct circumstances surrounding your ‘situation’ rather than a lawyer who hits a few truths and then stumbles into oblivion and baffles everyone with their amazing intellect. Lawyers need their large fees and their positions protecting just the same as every other ‘trade’ on the planet. The end result is a complex and hard-to-understand judicial system which does not serve the public but funds the lavish houses of individuals who do little more than ‘talk’ for a living.
 
Not content with just preaching in a court house they have instead moved into government. Just look at New Labour and count the number of lawyers who make up their cabinet. We citizens merely want to go about our lives in a normal, everyday fashion without enduring hardship and suffering. Instead what we experience is stealth tax after stealth tax, all on the basis of ‘what if?’. We are constantly bombarded with horror stories on the television which are sensationalised to the point of non-belief. We are harassed to our wits' end with advertisements about the latest ‘money making’ virus which is going to destroy mankind, not to mention the myth that is global warming …
 
So where did justice go?
 
It got buried among the archives of what used to be a reasonably fair society of people. It was priced out of the market and instead replaced with fancy advertisements. The people in charge took their eyes off the ball and decided that putting a new kitchen in their ‘second home’ was far more important than serving the very people who put them into the position of trust and expectation that they so unfairly found themselves in. It doesn’t matter that you or I work our socks off to simply put food on the table or keep our houses, as we also have to keep their houses and their second houses (and their partners' houses and no doubt their second cousins' uncle's house too!) They’ve earned it, after all, and we haven’t. We must pay for our inferiority.
 
Justice was lost when it became a form of taxation. When the lawyers and everyone else involved in the judicial system realised the goldmine they were sitting on greed, took over like the plague, and the firm building blocks of democracy and common decency crumbled under their relentless pressure. What was good for mankind was no longer important, and instead what was good for them became the end goal. Forget the fact that visiting the shops late at night is an endless hurdle to avoid drunks, robbers and attackers. The lawyers don’t care and neither do the politicians as they can profit from it and, indeed, actively encourage it! They can also preach to the public about what a great job they’re doing through over-advertising the little successes they feel will ‘connect’ with the good people who serve them.
 
The rich will continue to get richer and the poor will continue their descent into oblivion. There is absolutely no way to stop it from happening, but now we also need to contend with the fact that on our way down that slippery slope we can no longer expect to have any assistance or protection from the very people who we support in order to help us. Those very people are long gone, down to their personal ‘benefits office’ which is slightly different from our own experience of the place we go to when we need help.
 
In their brief cases, tucked away in the depths, are justice and fairness, long forgotten as an unnecessary expense of the 20th Century, they are now the new income stream for the 21st. A bit like oil, except that laws and regulations never run out: you just invent new ones, or tighten up the old ones and stick a fancy advert on the back end portraying the new ones as the answers to all of society's problems whilst sneaking in an ‘invoice’ for a few shrubs and a couple of toilet seats …
 

 
The GOS says: Thanks, Robert.
 
I have to say that I don't entirely agree with Robert's view of the Iraq and Afghan wars, but obviously he's entitled to hold his own opinions and obviously he holds them very strongly.
 
Where I do agree with him is about government, the law, and the profit motive. He's right on the money there. I am in the middle of reading the most astonishing book called “The Silent State” by Heather Brooke – as soon as I've finished I'll post a page about it and provide a link to it on Amazon. Already I know I'm going to have to describe it as required reading for all grumpies, for everyone even vaguely interested in or worried about politics ... in other words, for anyone over 50 with half a brain.
 
And the profit motive in public life is exactly what it's about, Robert Kyle, just as you said. Not just in the law courts, but in every sphere of public service – the government, the civil service, local government, public bodies like Her Majesty's Stationery Office or the Ordnance Survey – they've all leapt eagerly aboard the bandwagon and are determined to make a profit out of us, conveniently forgetting that they were set up in the first place with our money in order to serve our interests.
 
Here's a simple example, quoted in the book. The Post Office is run like a company, but 100% of the shares are owned by the government. We pay for the government, so therefore we pay for the Post Office. It's our post office, in other words. Some time ago they set up the system of post codes and insisted that we use them so they could deliver letters more efficiently. Since we own the Post Office, it follows that we also own the post codes.
 
But suppose that, for some reason, you wanted a list of all the post codes in the country? You know, your post codes, distributed across your country by your Post Office?
 
Will the Post Office let you have it?
 
Well, yes. At a price. About £4,000, in fact. They want you to give them £4,000 for a piece of information that belongs to you and that you have, through your taxes, paid for.
 
See what Robert's talking about?

 

 
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