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20th February 2012: More about the Stasi ... sorry, social workers ...
20th February 2012: It's official: if you don't believe in Global Warming there's something wrong with your brain ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
12th February 2012: The silly things people say ...
5th February 2012: Are the GW crooks on the run at last?
5th February 2012: The USA - arrogant, bullying and incredibly stupid
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
29th January 2012: Don't go to Jamaica, it's a dump and you'll get murdered with a machete
29th January 2012: That's a relief, it's not just here, then ...
29th January 2012: There are no true democracies in the world - discuss
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
17th January 2012: Max Hastings talking sense about Europe. Practically the only one, then ...
12th January 2012: Stop bleating that you have a difficut job, and GET IT RIGHT!
23rd December 2011: A Merry Christmas to both our readers
21st December 2011: Some quotes about sex from famous people ...
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
11th December 2011: Did the boy Dave done good for once?
11th December 2011: Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
11th December 2011: It's not jusst polar bears, you know, the BBC can be biased about ANYTHING!
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
2nd December 2011: How our schools are failing children ...
24th November 2011: We didn't have the green thing in our day ...
13th November 2011: The truth revealed about the IPCC?
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...
8th November 2011: How the Nazi legacy still taints the life of Europe ...
27th October 2011: Cameron backs self-determination for the Libyans, but not for us

 

 
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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time” - Robin Williams
 

 
“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?” - Dustin Hoffman
 

 
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch” - Jack Nicholson
 

 
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope” - George Burns
 

 
“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL” - Lynn Lavner
 

 
“You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither” - Steve Martin
 

 
“My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading” - Steve Jobs
 

 
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand” - Woody Allen
 

 
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night” - Rodney Dangerfield
 

 
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy” - Tom Clancy
 

 

 

 
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