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16th April 08: ... as if those bloody cameras weren't sneaky enough ...
15th April 08: One beloved leader follows the example of another ...
13th April 08: The climate-change tide is turning, and the hysterics don't like it one little bit ...
8th May 08: the Irish trying hard to live up to their stereotype?
8th May 08: If we could lick our own bottoms, perhaps we'd see life differently ...
8th May 08: The sayings of Chairman Boris ...
6th May 08: At last, a sensible decision from London's voters ...
5th May 08: So, New Labour finally got the kicking they deserve. About time, too.
20th April 08: What a lot of twaddle these elder statesmen talk! What makes them think they've got a right to an opinion?
20th April 08: Is our snooping government going too far this time?
18th April 08: The RSPCA - not quite as wonderful as they're painted?
17th April 08: The RSPCA - not quite as wonderful as they're painted?
15th April 08: Are we becoming a nation of hysterics? Well, yes, actually ...
14th April 08: ... and what a state it's in!
14th April 08: British society seen from the Antipodes ...
14th April 08: The BBC, still lying through their teeth ...
7th April 08: Sense about Global Warming from a major politician ...
7th April 08: The BBC lies through its teeth ...
30th March 08: Plenty of hate-speak in the Bible ...
28th March 08: Credit where credit is due ...
26th March 08: The Age of the Zealot is upon us ...
23rd March 08: The great John Ray gets it wrong for once ...
21st March 08: our caption competition ...
19th March 08: A new slant on the oldest profession ...
19th March 08: The real cost of government ...
19th March 08: Weather expert to sue Al Gore?
19th March 08: our caption competition ...
18th March 08: Cleaning up history ...
18th March 08: An open letter to the Home Secretary
17th March 08: A few stories for St.Patrick's Day
17th March 08: State schools charging fees, now?
16th March 08: I've got a bad back myself. Where do I apply for the two hundred grand?
12th March 08: Immigrants are more determined and more intelligent than we are. Simple as that.
11th March 08: George Moonbat talking sense for once ...
11th March 08: Road bosses are deliberately laying road surfaces they know to be dangerous.
11th March 08: So Global Warming has ended - and nobody's taking any notice!
10th March 08: Road bosses are deliberately laying road surfaces they know to be dangerous.
10th March 08: Plastic bags - it's all lies. Quelle surprise!

 

 
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Nine illegal immigrants were found near Newmarket, stowed away in a lorry. The police were called, and arrived with a minibus.
 
They took the men to Cambridge railway station, gave them train tickets and told them to make their own way to an immigration facility in Croydon.
 
Needless to say, none of them did - they softly and silently vanished away.
 
This is the nub of the problem, really, isn't it? Immigrants are more intelligent and more determined than the British authorities who are supposed to deal with them. Simple as that. We deserve all we get.
 
Detective Inspector Alan Savile of Cambridgeshire Police, said "In matters of this nature, the police are led by the UK Immigration Service which in turns follows the Home Office instruction. In this instance, the Immigration Service in St Ives was consulted and the decision taken to direct individuals to the immigration facility at Croydon, which is accepted practice."
 
It never occurred to Cambridgeshire Police, then, to say "Look, we're quite important because we're the police, and we think what you're suggesting is bloody silly so we're not going to do it".
 
Now, here's what we think ought to happen next.
 
We think someone ought to go down to the offices of the Immigration Service in St.Ives, find out which retard gave the instructions for this pathetic bit of irresponsible lunacy, and disembowel him with a spoon. Slowly.
 
They could film it, and put it on YouTube. We could do with a laugh.
 

 
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