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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...


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We thought it was very ironic that at the same time the newspapers are full of the immense value of CCTV in finding the people who looted and rioted last week, our favourite newspaper (not) should publish this article by Claudia Joseph about the surveillance society ...

It was a perfectly ordinary summer’s day. On July 29 last year, Angela Lay, a performance management officer at Maldon Council in Essex, got up early and drove the two-and- a-half miles from her home in Heybridge Basin to go shopping in Maldon.
She left Tesco at 6.03am, having spent £126.80 on food and earned 60 points on her reward card, returned home and unloaded the silver Renault Megane diesel car she had bought four years earlier.
She then caught the train from Witham to London, paying £23 for her ticket from London Eastern. By 12.04pm she was in Covent Garden, where she withdrew £30 from HSBC, money from the widow’s pension paid that day into her bank account.
Afterwards she went shopping, spending £73.95 at H&M in Regent Street and £48.60 at Hamleys. Using her Orange mobile phone, Angela texted her 18-year-old daughter Kathryn, who was on holiday in France, at 3.15pm. She also texted her son Thomas, 16, but he did not reply because he was too busy texting his friends on his BlackBerry. After trying again, she gave up and headed to Tottenham Court Road. She popped into Boots, buying two bottles of Evian water for £1.60, a £1.25 packet of Maltesers and a pair of sunglasses for £27 for her holiday in Turkey nine days later. She got a second pair free on a special offer. She used her Mastercard to pay the bill and qualified for two points on the loyalty card she had held for ten years.
She left the store at 7.03pm and walked across the road to the Dominion Theatre, where she watched the Queen musical We Will Rock You, having bought the tickets for £111.50 on her credit card. After the show, she headed home to Essex.
This extraordinarily detailed account of a single day in Angela’s life was pieced together by The Mail on Sunday from information stored in a bewildering mosaic of computer databases, both state and commercially run. We obtained the information quite legally – by asking Angela to send written requests under the Data Protection Act to get hold of copies of the information held on her.
The data included her holiday details, a bunion operation she underwent in 2009 and even the fish pie, broccoli and bread-and-butter pudding she ate afterwards. But alarmingly, there are no real controls on who holds this information or who can access it.
Only last month, the Information Commissioner, Christopher Graham, revealed in his annual report that he had received 603 complaints about the unauthorised release of sensitive information, but that the true scale of privacy and data breaches could be much higher because private-sector firms were not obliged to report them.
What’s not in doubt is that the range of information held on databases is vast: the location of your mobile phone, the movement of your car, telephone calls, emails, internet use, purchases, bank and savings accounts, travel details, health appointments, criminal records, innocent involvement in police inquiries and a host of other personal details.
Added together, they can be used to piece together almost every detail of every British citizen’s life. Indeed, they are so pervasive that the Office for National Statistics is considering plundering them to replace the National Census.
Worryingly, a report commissioned by the Information Commissioner last year warned that Britain was already a surveillance state. The most frightening aspect is the range of people who can legitimately access this information – even before it is quite legally sold or traded.
Or, worse, stolen. Under the Regulation Of Investigatory Powers Act 2000, the police, HM Revenue & Customs, UK Border Agency, Security Services and other Government agencies can access any of these databases – public or private – without a warrant, as can the police forces and examining magistrates of 32 European countries – without reference to any UK court.
As Guy Herbert, general secretary of the campaigning group NO2ID, said: ‘We are beginning to live in an age of computerised mass surveillance. It is a dangerous fashion in government to try to manage the population by collecting and sharing information about citizens. Information about you is power over you. The Stasi of East Germany could not have dreamed of having such resources.’
It’s ironic that although a wide range of groups and people can look at our files, as individual citizens it can prove incredibly difficult to discover what they know about us – even though we have a legal right to check. Under Section 7 of the 1998 Data Protection Act, every Briton is entitled to make a Subject Access Request to public bodies to find out what information is held on them.
But in reality, the process is extremely problematic, time-consuming and costly. To carry out this investigation, we have spent £380.90 to date and Angela has written a further £90 of cheques, which have still not been cashed. Some public bodies such as the Criminal Records Bureau and the police have official forms to fill in – but even then many letters were returned to us as they were wrongly addressed.
In total, we sent out 31 letters on October 15 last year to hospitals, health authorities, councils, Government departments and police authorities, enclosing cheques and proof of identity. Nine months later, some of them have still not replied.
Even her GP’s surgery has not given her copies of her records, despite Angela being willing to pay for them. They suggested she pop into the surgery but when she did, there was nobody available to show them to her. This is particularly worrying as the NHS is currently compiling a controversial database of patients’ medical files. Although it is expected to make it easier for doctors and nurses to treat patients, recent security breaches in the NHS and revelations that as many as 140,000 non-medical staff will be able to view the records have raised fears about possible breaches of patients’ human rights.
One organisation Angela did receive a swift response from was the Office for National Statistics. It replied within a month. Unfortunately staff refused to release the information held on Angela and her family, stating that they were ‘exempted under Section 33 of the Data Protection Act which applies to data processed for research purposes’, such as the National Census.
In June, civil liberties campaigners and MPs expressed concern about the latest database to be launched – the National Police Database, which is being loaded with the records of six million innocent people, as well as nine million criminals and suspects. One of these innocents is Angela’s daughter Kathryn, whose late father Robert was an Essex police officer. She was caught up in an incident on a school bus at the age of 14. Though she was released without charge, police retained a picture of her and her DNA. Her details have probably been passed to eCAF – the electronic Common Assessment Framework which assesses children’s welfare needs, and ONSET, a Home Office system that predicts whether youngsters will go on to become criminals.
‘It is incredible to find out how much information is being held about me and my family,’ said Angela. ‘I don’t like the fact that they have Kathryn’s DNA when she has not been convicted of a crime.’
In addition to all this, Angela still does not know whether her family was affected by two serious cases of data loss. Two years ago, a senior hospital manager at her local health trust, Colchester Hospital University NHS Trust, was suspended after a laptop was stolen containing the data of thousands of patients. Angela has no idea whether her records were among them.
Last month, an employee at Kathryn’s mobile-phone provider T-Mobile was fined £28,700 for selling details of the phone records of 500,000 customers to a rival. Kathryn does not know if her details were stolen.
It is now two years since a report commissioned by the Joseph Rowntree Reform Trust suggested that a quarter of all Government databases were illegal and should be scrapped as they waste billions of pounds and breach human rights. Some of these databases have now been axed or redesigned. Last summer, Contact Point, designed to collate the details of 11 million children at a cost of £235 million, was ditched.
And earlier this year Home Secretary Theresa May got rid of the National Identity Register, dreamt up by one of her predecessors, David Blunkett, seven years ago. But others, such as the National Police Database and the controversial NHS patient database, Spine, are still causing concern.
However, there is another, even more sinister, reason to be alarmed. Under the last Government, there were plans to link the register of medical records to the Police National Database, which would have made them accessible to police and Security Services. Equally, there are concerns over the proposed Communications Database. The Interception of Communications Commissioner, Sir Paul Kennedy, said the number of police and council demands for phone and email records had risen by ten per cent, with more than 500,000 requests last year alone.
And finally, it was recently revealed that 904 police officers were disciplined and 243 police officers received criminal convictions between 2007 and 2010 for abusing the Data Protection Act. As Angela says: ‘I’m not afraid that the information is out there because I have nothing to hide. But I worry about the number of people who have access to it.’

The GOS says: In 2006 the Information Commissioner warned that we were ”sleepwalking into a surveillance society”.
In 2007 the Independent newspaper was reporting that Britain is in danger of "committing slow social suicide", and the Lib-Dems said they were launching an attack on Gordon Brown's surveillance society.
By 2008 the Information Commissioner was pressing ministers for new privacy safeguards in the wake of a report that suggested moves towards a surveillance society are expanding and intensifying.
In 2009 a House of Lords committee was saying that the expansion in the use of surveillance represented one of the most significant changes in the life of the nation since the end of the Second World War and that mass surveillance had the potential to erode privacy.
In 2010 the Guardian was reporting that authorities are developing unmanned drones, full body search scanners and workplace surveillance techniques to monitor employees.
And this year 2011 Britain's surveillance society has been described as 'beyond Orwell's worst fears'.
Of course there are many people who see nothing wrong with all this. There are always the thoughtless morons who seriously believe that if they've done nothing wrong, they've nothing to fear. Bloody idiots. Try telling that to Sean Hodgson, or Warren Blackwell, or Stephen Miller or Yusef Abdullahi or Tony Paris, Ronnie and John Actie, Reg Dudley, Bob Maynard, Pamela Somerville, David Anderson, Alan Northrop, Larry Davis, Stefan Kiszko, Beryl Withers, Helen Weir, Keith Valentine or any one of the thousands of people who have found themselves on the wrong end of the law for no reason. Put the names in Google and you'll see what we mean.
But smugly blinkered idiots apart, what can we do, those of us who don't wish to live our lives in a goldfish bowl? One thing that comes to mind is fairly obvious: cut up your credit card and rely on cash. But surely there must be plenty of other perfectly legal ruses we could adopt to stay underneath the radar? Answers to our Guest Book, please, but remember – don't give your address!
(You can give your credit card details and PIN number though, if you like. We promise to keep them to ourselves. We will, really. You can trust us).


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