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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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The BBC have decided that President Obama isn't sufficiently proactive on their pet topic, Global Warming.
 
You can see their point, I suppose. They go to all the trouble of carefully selecting statistics to help us understand what they want us to understand, of making sure that every single presenter on every single wildlife and environment programme gets a dig in about Global Warming and the way we're all ruining the planet and practically every single species of animal, bird, fish, tree, plant, insect and microbe is "under threat" … and the New Messiah over there in La La Land lets them down by making an inaugural speech that just glosses over it.
 
It wasn't a bad speech, as inaugural speeches go. The man's more of an orator than almost any British politician in recent years, and speaks fluent English which is more than you can say for any recent American President. But oh dear, where were the polar bears? Where was the perilously shrinking polar ice? Where was the surging sea-level threatening low-lying areas of Nepal? Where was the CO2 that chokes us, where was the panic, where was the guilt?
 
It must have been dreadfully disappointing for the BBC.
 
So they decided to do something about it. They lied.
 
On Newsnight, reporter Susan Watts introduced a piece about the implications of the speech for Global Warming. We heard the new President say "We will restore science to its rightful place," [and] "roll back the spectre of a warming planet. We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories."
 
You can hear him saying it here.
 
Jolly good. Susan Watts was ecstatic: "President Obama couldn't have been clearer today", she said, "and for most scientists his vote of confidence would not have come a moment too soon. In the eight years of the Bush presidency, the world saw Arctic ice caps shrink to a record summer low, the relentless rise of greenhouse gas emissions, and warnings from scientists shift from urgent to panicky".
 
Let's not be picky and small-minded. Let's stick to the big issue. We'll leave aside the fact that the record summer low is not exactly a very long-standing record: in the 1890s the limits of the pack ice were a full 100 miles nearer the Pole than they are now. We won't cavil over the scientists' warnings which, far from becoming panicky, are increasingly sounding a note of caution with a steady erosion in the support the IPCC is finding in the scientific community - or, to put it crudely, more and more scientists are coming out of the woodwork and saying it's all a load of b*ll*cks.
 
No, let's just keep it simple. You see, Obama actually said nothing of the sort. The BBC had taken sentences from his speech and, as it were, photo-shopped them into a different order for their own biased purposes.
 
What the President actually said was "For everywhere we look, there is work to be done. The state of the economy calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act - not only to create new jobs, but to lay a new foundation for growth. We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together. We will restore science to its rightful place, and wield technology's wonders to raise health care's quality and lower its cost. We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age. All this we can do. And all this we will do."
 
Fair enough. Nothing wrong with looking for alternative energy sources. America doesn't want to be dependent on the Middle East or Russia for its energy a moment more than it has to. But no mention of Global Warming, you notice. So where did that come from?
 
Well, it turned up six whole paragraphs later: "We are the keepers of this legacy. Guided by these principles once more, we can meet those new threats that demand even greater effort - even greater cooperation and understanding between nations. We will begin to responsibly leave Iraq to its people, and forge a hard-earned peace in Afghanistan. With old friends and former foes, we will work tirelessly to lessen the nuclear threat, and roll back the spectre of a warming planet. We will not apologise for our way of life, nor will we waver in its defence, and for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents, we say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken; you cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you."
 
Even then, he may not have been talking about Global Warming at all, not in the way Susan Watts wanted. He might have meant "we'll lessen the nuclear threat, and while we're at it we'll sack all the panic-mongers and global alarmists making a profit out of myths and childish fear". The next sentence, "we will not apologise for our way of life", doesn't sound as though he's about to ban gas-guzzlers and close down the whole of Pittsburgh, does it?
 
There was just one other phrase that may or may not have referred to Global Warming, in the fourth paragraph: "each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet". In other words, our dependence on oil puts us in the hands of our enemies, and if that doesn't threaten the peace and stability of the planet, what does?
 
No, there's no getting round it: the man's a serious disappointment to the left-wing propagandists of the BBC, so they took appropriate action. And they assumed we're all so stupid that nobody would know. Nothing new there, then.
 
Luckily for us, there are some pretty bright people out there. We are all indebted to TonyN of the very intelligent Harmless Sky website, who spotted the deception and publicised it. And he wrote to the BBC to complain, and what's more, he got a reply. Peter Rippon, the Editor of Newsnight, said: "We did edit sections of the speech to reflect the elements in it that referred to Science. The aim was to give people an impression or montage of what Obama said about science in his inauguration speech. This was signposted to audiences with fades between each point. It in no way altered the meaning or misrepresented what the President was saying."
 
Which is fine, except that, as you will have heard if you followed the link above, it wasn't signposted to audiences with fades, because there were no fades. Or at least, not to our ears. Perhaps they were some sort of subtle and highly technical fade only apparent to the trained ear of someone at the BBC, like those whistles only dogs and Anneka Rice can hear?
 
And as for altering the meaning or misrepresenting what the President said, well, that's exactly what it did, and what it was intended to do. If the President says nothing in support of Global Warming alarm, and you alter his speech so it sounds as though he did, that is just a teeny weeny bit misleading, isn't it?
 
You see how it's done? If you're caught out in a lie, simply tell another one. Just lie, and lie, and lie through your teeth until your opponents either wilt and give in, or get bored and go away, or die. After all, that's what we pay our licence fees for, isn't it? So that the wise, all-knowing BBC can tell us what to think and save us the trouble of trying to do it for ourselves?
 
As my old uncle used to say, "My mind is made up. Don't confuse me with facts".
 

 
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