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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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In view of the recent news about the government's plans for a database to record all our travel information, it might be appropriate to pause a moment and remember some of the things people have said in the past about the idea of privacy …
 

 
"the right to be let alone - the most comprehensive of rights, and the right most valued by civilised men" - U.S. Supreme Court Justice Brandeis in 1928
 
"This notion of privacy derives from the assumption that all information about a person is in a fundamental way his own, for him to communicate or retain as he sees fit" - "Privacy and Computers", 1972
 
"Civilization is the progress of a society toward privacy. The savage's whole existence is public, ruled by the laws of his tribe. Civilization is the process of setting man free from man" - Ayn Rand, 1943
 
"A man has a right to pass through this world, if he wills, without having his picture published, his business enterprises discussed, his successful experiments written for the benefit of others, or his eccentricities commented upon, whether in handbills, circulars, catalogues, newspapers or periodicals" - New York State Court of Appeals Chief Justice Parker, 1901
 
"Privacy is the claim of individuals, groups, or institutions to determine for themselves when, how, and to what extent information about them is communicated to others" - Professor Alan Westin, 1967
 
"Privacy is related entirely to the degree to which we respect each other as unique individuals, each with our own sets of values which we are entitled to make known or not as we see fit. To truly respect your neighbour, you must grant that person a private life. Respecting one another's privacy means the difference between a life of liberty, autonomy and dignity, and a hollow and intimidating existence under a cloud of constant oppressive surveillance" - Bruce Phillips, Privacy Commissioner of Canada, 1999
 

 
All good stuff, no doubt. Certainly hundreds of British politicians, celebrities and local bigwigs agree with it. It was revealed a couple of weeks ago that they will be able to keep their addresses and details about their families off the Government's new children's database. They will be allowed to withdraw everything but their children's names, sex and ages from the controversial computer record.
 
Powerful and influential parents who believe they will be in danger from others who may be 'hostile' will have their details struck off the ContactPoint database along with domestic violence victims and those in witness protection programmes.
 
But the great majority of ordinary families will be compelled to display their contact details alongside information about their children and their schools, doctors and social workers.
 
News of the 'get-out' clause will only add to the anger and suspicion that has greeted the £224million project. It has already has been hit by a string of delays over concerns over the security of the highly sensitive data it holds. Ministers released details about the numbers likely to be able to take advantage of the 'get-out' rules as they launched the database. Officials estimate that hundreds of parents in each local authority will be included in a 'shielding' system which will limit information about them on ContactPoint because they are judged to be 'at risk of significant harm'. Across all the 150 town halls that will run the database, that adds up to at least 50,000.
 
Not that one can entirely blame them. Information on the database will not be exactly confidential, as nearly 400,000 individuals will be able to look at it, including council staff, health workers, police officers, and even staff of voluntary groups and charities who have passed criminal records checks.
 
Shami Chakrabarti of the Liberty pressure group said: 'If you feel you need to shield one group of children, it throws doubt over everyone's security. Every child should be shielded from this database.'
 
Information to be stored on the database will include the child's name, identification number ("I am not a number, I'm a free man!" - the late P.McGoohan), sex, date of birth, address, parents' contact details, GP contact details, health visitor contact details, school details, school nurse contact details, youth worker contact details, social worker contact details, "sensitive service" contact details concerning sex, drugs or mental health, and a "common assessment framework indicator" for children with "unmet needs". It goes without saying that it won't be long before someone realises that some children don't actually have a social worker, for instance, but plainly the box needs to be filled so every child must be allocated to a social worker. Don't grin and think it'll never happen: I used to work in a local authority, I know how they think, and it'll happen, trust me. After all, it's to protect the children, isn't it?
 
And of course no one dares protest when "it's to protect the children" - I mean, who wants to look like a child-murderer or a paedophile?
 
Speaking of protecting the children, the Websters from Norfolk were on TV this evening after losing their court case, which means that the three children who were snatched from them will never be returned. Regular readers will remember that the Websters were falsely accused of child abuse by Norfolk social workers, and although the police investigated and found there was no case to answer, the secret Family Court thought it knew better and took their children.
 
Also on the TV news item the head of Norfolk's Children's Services, the detestable Lisa Christensen, was interviewed. Despite the fact that the Websters have now been cleared of any wrong-doing, despite the fact that Christensen's own department abandoned its intention to remove a fourth child as soon as it was born, despite the fact that Christensen patronisingly said the Websters were doing a good job with their one remaining child, she still refuses to admit that there has been any injustice, refuses to apologise, and is still hiding behind the social workers' mantra, "the interests of the children must come first".
 
So that's all right, then. Strangers bursting into the home in the middle of the night, policemen holding their parents, shouting and screaming and crying as bewildered children are snatched from their beds and bundled into cars for reasons they cannot possibly understand, that's all in the children's interests? Of course it is.
 
And being farmed out to strangers - in one recent case, to a pair of homosexual men - to stay there for ever, never to see or hear from their real parents again, that's all in the children's interests? Of course it is.
 
And all these proceedings ordered by a room full of social workers and lawyers, a secret court that allows no witnesses, no members of the press, that gags any attempt by newspapers to report what goes on or the parent victims even to discuss it outside on pain of prison, a court that can do as it damn well likes because no one will ever know for certain, that's all in the children's interests? Of course it is.
 
If you aren't convinced by all this, if you are so naïve as to persist in thinking that these Family Courts ought to be allowed no more rights to secrecy than any other court, that justice should be seen to be done, and that the daylight of publicity needs to fall on the nefarious incompetence of social workers, then … well, you obviously don't have the interests of the children at heart. You must be some kind of paedophile.
 
But don't let that stop you writing to your MP about it. Suggest to him that the court judgement in the case of the Websters means that parents unjustly accused have no redress in law, that the state condones the brutal breaking-up of innocent families, and that the entire Family Court system needs a penetrating parliamentary analysis, preferably by means of a public enquiry.
 
Go on, do it. If enough of us make a fuss, eventually something may get done. It'll be too late for the Websters - their children will soon have forgotten who they are. But it might stop this sort of official abuse happening to others in future.
 
You can contact your MP on www.WriteTo Them.com.
 

 
The GOS says: There are also three government petitions you could sign, if you thought they might take any notice which, frankly, I don't. They are linked at the bottom of this page.
 

 
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